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  1. 25th April 2011, 14:25 #1
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    Kiwi Biker Royalty

    None of Kiwibikers Royalty got an invite. How rude.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...-ex-loves.html
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  2. 25th April 2011, 14:27 #2
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    Insulting - I even offered to pre approve Kates honeymoon lingerie on her to ensure she looked suitably sexy for a future King.

    Still, my application to be her personal bottom wiper is still pending.
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    I was invited but wasn't able to attend.

    But that doesn't really matter as I am no longer KB Royalty
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  5. 25th April 2011, 14:57 #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    Insulting - I even offered to pre approve Kates honeymoon lingerie on her to ensure she looked suitably sexy for a future King.
    Were you not aware honda riders were not considered for that position ...???

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    Still, my application to be her personal bottom wiper is still pending.
    mmmm ...
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  7. 25th April 2011, 15:24 #7
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    Vic beckham looks tacky as fuck, not to mention fake.

    To whom is she attractive?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackshear View Post
    Vic beckham looks tacky as fuck, not to mention fake.

    To whom is she attractive?
    She always has done if you ask me. Not sure what the go is there. I guess that's what hype can do for you.
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    KB has royalty
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackshear View Post
    Vic beckham looks tacky as fuck, not to mention fake.

    To whom is she attractive?
    Q: What's the difference between Victoria Beckham and a counterfeit dollar...?

    A: One is a phoney buck...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackshear View Post
    Vic beckham looks tacky as fuck, not to mention fake.

    To whom is she attractive?
    Me.... I'd do her
    She's got a baby Beckham on board.... there is something really sexy and alluring about pregnant women...
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    Quote Originally Posted by marie_speeds View Post
    Me.... I'd do her
    She's got a baby Beckham on board.... there is something really sexy and alluring about pregnant women...
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    That is all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marnie View Post
    KB has royalty
    King MentalTrousers and Prince Spankme. Has a kind of a ring to it??? Or do I have it the wrong way round?

    Not to mention a few Princesses
    I lahk to moove eet moove eet...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    King MentalTrousers and Prince Spankme. Has a kind of a ring to it??? Or do I have it the wrong way round?

    Not to mention a few Princesses
    more serf's than gentry .... yes ... the odd princess ...
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