Camel Foot

**scumdog** · 28th June 2005, 13:21

Originally Posted by Clockwork

Are you refering to lycra sports gear AKA mumblers? (cuz you can see the lips movin' but you can't quite make out what they're sayin)

Them's the ones! Don't see too many wearing lycra down here a.t.m., too cold!!
But on some of them ya can still spot the camel toe through a pair of undies, a pair of trackies and a pair of overalls, pretty scarey stuff huh?

**Lou Girardin** · 28th June 2005, 16:26

Originally Posted by scumdog

Them's the ones! Don't see too many wearing lycra down here a.t.m., too cold!!
But on some of them ya can still spot the camel toe through a pair of undies, a pair of trackies and a pair of overalls, pretty scarey stuff huh?

That's not camel toe, that's landing gear. Like the rower on the left.
Jeez, with a pair of flaps like that, she could hover.

**bugjuice** · 28th June 2005, 16:27

anyone seen the britney spears vid where she's in that red catsuit? ain't much else on, and you can read her lips almost the whole way thru.. must get that on HD dvd..

NC · 28th June 2005, 16:43

Personally, I have no idea what so ever how they can handle having pants wedged that high up their moots...

NC · 28th June 2005, 16:45

Originally Posted by WINJA

ISNT THAT YOU ON THE FAR RIGHT NC, BEEN GETTING SOME SUN

I am the sun... everything revolves around me

**Lou Girardin** · 28th June 2005, 16:54

Originally Posted by NC

Personally, I have no idea what so ever how they can handle having pants wedged that high up their moots...

Velcro on the inside seam. Supposed to be better than ben-wah balls.

**bugjuice** · 28th June 2005, 16:57

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

Velcro on the inside seam. Supposed to be better than ben-wah balls.

who's Ben-wah? and why is he so special?

**Lou Girardin** · 28th June 2005, 17:00

Originally Posted by bugjuice

who's Ben-wah? and why is he so special?

They won't work so well for you, bein' a boy an' all. You could try though.
Post the results in product reviews.

**Biff** · 28th June 2005, 17:00

Originally Posted by NC

Personally, I have no idea what so ever how they can handle having pants wedged that high up their moots...

Please allow me to explain:

1. Shave ones "minny moo" in order to remove any trace of hair.
2. Don one pair of skin tight, preferably Lycra, trousers. No knickers allowed.
3. Once the trousers are firmly in place, hold you nose and take a deep breath. The vacuum will cause a small amount of the said Lycra pants to get sucked up your "minny moo".
4. Don't breath out until the ambulance arrives. Don't worry about turning blue, this is normal.

Another public service message from the Biffmeister.

**ManDownUnder** · 28th June 2005, 17:01

Originally Posted by bugjuice

who's Ben-wah? and why is he so special?

Ben Wah ain't special..

...his balls however...

**Big Dave** · 28th June 2005, 17:06

You are now several feet below where I draw the line. out.

**RON SOAK** · 28th June 2005, 17:46

But they's jest warmin up.....

**Slipstream** · 28th June 2005, 17:50

Originally Posted by scumdog

Don't see too many wearing lycra down here a.t.m

Lycra....it's a privelege, not a right!

**crazylittleshit** · 28th June 2005, 18:01

Originally Posted by Biff

Please allow me to explain:

1. Shave ones "minny moo" in order to remove any trace of hair.
2. Don one pair of skin tight, preferably Lycra, trousers. No knickers allowed.
3. Once the trousers are firmly in place, hold you nose and take a deep breath. The vacuum will cause a small amount of the said Lycra pants to get sucked up your "minny moo".
4. Don't breath out until the ambulance arrives. Don't worry about turning blue, this is normal.

Another public service message from the Biffmeister.

learn't from experience did we?