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    Cat food!

    I'm a little distracted at present - moving house an' all...

    Fed the cat - used a spoon to dig the cat glop out of the can.

    Then set about preparing my pasta sauce.

    Needed to taste it, so grabbed the nearest spoon, dug some of the sauce out (without looking at the spoon) and slurped..."Fark! That tastes pretty good! But where did all the meaty stuff come from?"

    Realization dawns..."Shit! I just ate a spoonful of cat food!"

    However, I think it's probably no big deal...although..mmmmerowp! Purrrrrhaps mmmmeowp! Grrrrr ssszzzzfffttttt! FFFFFuckmethattabbyovertherelookshottttttttt!

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    Careful, you might come down with a case of the

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    Uh yah that sucks, a while back we cooked up and ate dog roll thinking it was sausage meat.. Lmao, dont ask how

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrunkenMistake View Post
    Uh yah that sucks, a while back we cooked up and ate dog roll thinking it was sausage meat.. Lmao, dont ask how
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    I knew a bloke that got a case of the munchies after a big session on the plonk and decided to have a can of casserole for his supper. Apparently all was good and he went to bed to sleep it off.

    Got up in the morning feeling pretty good, until he went to the kitchen and saw the canned casserole he had heated up was Chef Jellymeat

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    hahahaha fed the dog once and had a bit on my finger which I licked off without thinking.... tasted of nothing much, just mushy...

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    Excellent.

    If you feel the urge to lick your groin after going to the loo next time, it was the cat food .........

    Well that's the excuse I used when she caught me .........

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    Isn't that what all the old folk eat?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    I knew a bloke that got a case of the munchies after a big session on the plonk and decided to have a can of casserole for his supper. Apparently all was good and he went to bed to sleep it off.

    Got up in the morning feeling pretty good, until he went to the kitchen and saw the canned casserole he had heated up was Chef Jellymeat

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
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    Did not Fatt Max do something similar recently?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie View Post
    Did not Fatt Max do something similar recently?
    Yeah but it had pastry around it so we classify it as a pie. All good if it is a pie.

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    All this aside, did it taste nice?

    Or was it too purrfect for you?

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    Have no fear,Suet boys eat it all the time,if nothing else it seems to help with the extended jaw which in turn simplifies there welfare claim.

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