The worst movie you've seen recently?

[davebullet]

2012. An absolute disaster of a movie. The script & acting were as limp as a boned fish. Even worse, it was 151 minutes long.

Almost comedic, after the disaster the hapless brainless dregs surviving as the pinnacle of the human race decided to "reset the clock" so to speak, starting at year 0001.

[pzkpfw]

2012. An absolute disaster of a movie. The script & acting were as limp as a boned fish. Even worse, it was 151 minutes long.

Almost comedic, after the disaster the hapless brainless dregs surviving as the pinnacle of the human race decided to "reset the clock" so to speak, starting at year 0001.

Geez, just so more train spotters can argue that new milleniums start at 1001, 2001, etc...


(Actually I enjoyed that movie in a dumb turn off brain and just watch it way. I can do that with movies. I even liked watching Armageddon and all those daft disaster movies that made no real sciency sense. Frankly I don't think the Lord of the Rings movies were much better, once you looked past the visuals and stuff.)

I hated Napoleon Dynamite and the Harry Potter movies make me fall asleep. But mostly I just forget movies I really hated.


That recent Alice in Wonderland movie, now I didn't hate it, but it kind of just washed over me, leaving very little impression on me.

[Big Dave]

2012 stunk. Effects were big, mom was hawt, woody was OK and it still made me want to barf for the last hour. I stayed with it to see if the twee clichés could keep dropping like bodies in Rambo 3. They did, for the same duration.

I only recently caught 'Eddie and the Cruisers 2' for the first time. That's the pouty, mustachioed, mullet and cringe fest for the ages.

[pete376403]

Battle OF Los Angeles. Its a quick 'n' dirty knock off of "Battle: Los Angeles" (which wasn't all that wonderful either)

http://www.dreadcentral.com/reviews/...angeles-2011-0

[Usarka]

2012. An absolute disaster of a movie. The script & acting were as limp as a boned fish.

My favourite part was where the runway collapsed when the plane took off and they flew a couple of miles under the crumbling surface and it was ooohhh scary. Pull up you dickheads that's why you're in an aeroplane.

[Smifffy]

2012 stunk. Effects were big, mom was hawt, woody was OK and it still made me want to barf for the last hour. I stayed with it to see if the twee clichés could keep dropping like bodies in Rambo 3. They did, for the same duration.

I only recently caught 'Eddie and the Cruisers 2' for the first time. That's the pouty, mustachioed, mullet and cringe fest for the ages.

I haven't seen either of these movies, but then I have KB and can get the same effect.

[EJK]

Breeders (1986).

This film made me mad. I mean really angry mad (at the same time it made me feel guilty for seeing it).

[Blackshear]

Torque.

They even fucked up the ending worse than a pisstaking parody could.

[davebullet]

Thanks guys. Gives me a few more I need to hire out. I mean, makes you appreciate life, huh.

[specter]

Thanks guys. Gives me a few more I need to hire out. I mean, makes you appreciate life, huh.

makes you appreciate life by destroying your own?

[Berries]

Thanks guys. Gives me a few more I need to hire out. I mean, makes you appreciate life, huh.

Try Lord of Rings. They must all be shit based on the half of one of them I had to endure.

[Maha]

The Muppets Take Manhatten. That Miss Piggy really is a bitch porker.

[Gubb]

Torque.

They even fucked up the ending worse than a pisstaking parody could.

hey.

That movie is amazing. Sword-fighting with bikes? dirtbikes with gixxer fairings?

yes please.

[Eyegasm]

You are all forgetting the worst movie of all time...

Battlefield Earth.

Nuff said.

[Str8 Jacket]

Try Lord of Rings.

I have never even attempted to try and watch any of the Lord of the Rings so I am glad!