The worst movie you've seen recently?

[slowpoke]

Men Who Stare at Goats was satire, which everyone knows is well beyond the ken of motorcyclists.

I loved it too.

Haha, first time in my life I've identified with a goat, when the poor thing fell over from boredom I knew exactly how it felt.

Satire? A 2 min sketch is satire, this was 120min's long! Like one of those jokes that you get first up but the imbecile telling it goes on to explain it in depth again and again and again for the next 118minutes.....aaaaargh!

[sgtp]

If you didnt understand what was so great about Fargo, or Burn After Reading, You would not like Men Who Stare At Goats.

The last turd film Ive seen was Rubber, about a car tire that comes alive and kills people. I thought it would be one of those "its so bad its good" movies.... it was not

[Big Dave]

Anything with Russel Brand or Hugh Grant in it.

[HenryDorsetCase]

Ahhh, thought the authors name sounded familiar. That was a big ass story to try and fit in 2 hours worth of movie though, no wonder they didn't get it quite right.

And on the scientology thing, has it got crazier and more money-grabbing since hubbard left the scene? as I would have expected such a successful writer to have decent grounding in morality/sanity.

do you KNOW any writers?

[HenryDorsetCase]

I know it's not recent, but surely Titanic was the worst film ever made. The more oscars a film wins, usually means, for me, the worse it is. I couldn't wait for the thing to sink and put us out of our misery, and even then we had to wait for ages for the bloke to finally do us a favour and drown. Can't think of a single redeeming feature of it, other than the closing credits. I cried during the film all right...it was torture !

can't think of a single redeeming feature? It had two: Kate Winslets tits.

Duh.

crap otherwise I grant you

[HenryDorsetCase]

If you didnt understand what was so great about Fargo, or Burn After Reading, You would not like Men Who Stare At Goats.

The last turd film Ive seen was Rubber, about a car tire that comes alive and kills people. I thought it would be one of those "its so bad its good" movies.... it was not

"Or any of the Coen brothers films. I am a Coen bros fanboy..

the worst two films I have ever seen, in date order:

BLIND DATE with Bruce Willis and Kim Basinger. Appalling.

THE DA VINCI CODE Not even Audrey (AMELIE) Tatou could save it. I hate Tom Hanks as well (though his plain vanilla "ordinary man" schtick worked quite well in ROAD TO PERDITION) and the fucking thing made NO SENSE WHATEVER. and looooooong looooooooong scenes of "look at the old book, get the potion" bored me to the point where my sphincter relaxed and i shit myself. And when I demand $25 plus my ticket money back from the pencil neck fuctard behind the counter, AND the two hours of my life back, would they give it back to me? no chance. AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL.
on a scale of 1-10 it was minus 157

[HenryDorsetCase]

Anything with Russel Brand or Hugh Grant in it.

Hugh n Sandy were good in TWO WEEKS NOTICE. Though thats more her than him.

I'd watch near anything with Sandy in, though

[Big Dave]

Hugh n Sandy were good in TWO WEEKS NOTICE. Though thats more her than him.

I'd watch near anything with Sandy in, though

Don''t know it - but getting caught getting a blowie is redeeming. I meant more the foppish gits they always seem to play. I've been married long enough not to have to do chic flicks.

[Urano]

Worst would have to be the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy,yep that was bad

the fact you don't get it does not mean that is a bad film...
actually, it's great.


now, an easy shot: sharktopus.
the worse ever even saw with the fast forward on...
now we can close the topic.

[NighthawkNZ:Me]

the fact you don't get it does not mean that is a bad film...
actually, it's great.


now, an easy shot: sharktopus.
the worse ever even saw with the fast forward on...
now we can close the topic.

Compared to the original BBC TV Show (which was funny as hell) the movie was crap

[Latte]

Compared to the original BBC TV Show (which was funny as hell) the movie was crap

Yes, the movie distilled all the good parts of the original, then tipped it in the sink, after that they polished what was left with a fancy veneer and viola!

[Big Dave]

the fact you don't get it does not mean

Nice irony.

[Dean]

Cant remember the exact name of the movie I think it was Gangs of Aussie' or something. The cover has a bunch of big muscled up street thugs about to have a scrap and a big Maori fella with a moko crossing his arms.

Haha the Lebanese/italian were chilling in a corner of their prison ground and the Maori walk up and start a fight. The Italians were crapping themselves but one Italian goes up and punches the Maori so all the Maori step back in haka formation and do a mini haka "Kia mo, HI!" hahaha one of the funniest things ive seen in a while.

[Murray]

I thought the Bourne triology was a load of crap but then I had read the Robert Ludlams book series. The movies were a rip off and hardly resembled the books in any detail.

[avgas]

Cant remember the exact name of the movie I think it was Gangs of Aussie' or something. The cover has a bunch of big muscled up street thugs about to have a scrap and a big Maori fella with a moko crossing his arms.

Haha the Lebanese/italian were chilling in a corner of their prison ground and the Maori walk up and start a fight. The Italians were crapping themselves but one Italian goes up and punches the Maori so all the Maori step back in haka formation and do a mini haka "Kia mo, HI!" hahaha one of the funniest things ive seen in a while.

On that note. Not really a movie - but anyone catch that tv series about some american gang on TV lately. Ladies of Destiny or something.
Fucking terrible. I don't give a fuck about gang members sentimental moments - thats as exciting as the royal wedding.