Naughty Caption Competition 27/4/11

**spookytooth** · 27th April 2011, 14:21

Are you sure that fucking green string"s the pull starter ?

**Maha** · 27th April 2011, 14:58

Hands up all those that....Rebecca!....wait please.

**MSTRS:Me** · 27th April 2011, 16:07

Girl on right: "Keep your hands right there. I don't want to lose my whole arm."
Girl on left: "It's alright for you. What if she farts?"

**george formby** · 27th April 2011, 16:11

"Oooooh! Mind your ring!"

"that's not my ring, It's my watch"

**MSTRS:Me** · 27th April 2011, 16:22

Somebody forgot the vaseline. Again.

**Spearfish** · 27th April 2011, 16:36

Girl standing- stick you hand in...go on
girl 2 - no, what, here?
girl 3- yeah, go on I'll give you a push
girl 2- shit I got my whole hand in!!
girl standing- stick another one in
girl 2- ok here goes
girl standing- ok now clap hands
girl 3- she cant move
girl standing- Oh I am tight aren't I

**MSTRS:Me** · 27th April 2011, 17:14

Crouch...Hold...Engage!!

**Latte** · 27th April 2011, 22:20

Blatantly stolen from this post -> http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...post1129932779 - Thanks Matt!

"Failing that, if you think she's still talking shit behind your back you've got to take action.
Next time you see her, yell "WHO'S THE BOSS??". If you dont get an instant response, drop to one knee and WHAM! sock that biatch in the beef-curtains hard while shouting "TONY DANZA!". Dont take that crap lying down. "