Such bullshit

**ellipsis** · 1st May 2011, 12:59

....dogs without their 'companions' are swiftly despatched in this area and I have not seen a feline companion within hundreds of meters of our place for years...lots of lovely birdy type companions though...'ceptin them thar magpie thingys...

**spookytooth** · 1st May 2011, 13:16

Originally Posted by george formby

They should all be gathered up, stuck in a cage & forced to beat each other to death with a variety of fresh vegetables & salad's. Last loony standing gets a new woolly hat.

You should be carefull you will have the S.P.C.V for suggesting using veggy's as a wepon

**HenryDorsetCase** · 1st May 2011, 13:19

Our ginger overlord considers this to be a waste of his time. Presently he has directed silence due to his necessity for a post lunch snack. Later, there will be play with a bit of string or perhaps one of his little toys, then dinner, some hunting, and more sleeping.

He may consider this in a month or two, but he has a lot more serious shit to deal with first.

**george formby** · 1st May 2011, 13:22

Originally Posted by spookytooth

You should be carefull you will have the S.P.C.V for suggesting using veggy's as a wepon

Bring it on

I will de-lentilise them, damn anti-evolutionists deserve 50 lashes with a stick of limp celery, across the bare bum & in public too

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**mashman** · 1st May 2011, 14:18

they'll be getting the right to claim dole and vote next

**Swoop** · 1st May 2011, 15:34

The new Journal of Animal Ethics...

There you have it. A "journal" published it.

Stupid bloody "academics" attempting to get published and earn more $$$'s of research funding (supplied by whom?

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**bogan** · 1st May 2011, 15:57

a companion is all you need

well, that and cake

Seriously though, this shit is almost a PC recursion, it's only PC for the sake of it, cos the animals don't care.

**schrodingers cat** · 1st May 2011, 16:44

Golly, its a slow day in the news room.
My ethics are all screwed up after the royal wedding frenzy and hyping the Breakers win as a WORLD FIRST. I wish the senios journos would get back from lunch
What to fill the day with?
Hmmm - let me fossick in the bottom of this rubbish bin

OMG (etc)! How could they overlook the important news?!
HOLD THE PRESS
PUBLISH AND BE DAMNED

Fucking media.

**FJRider** · 1st May 2011, 17:08

Originally Posted by Jantar

Close. Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Then I must discuss with my cat ... unpaid wages ....

**Urano** · 2nd May 2011, 08:47

Originally Posted by superman

LOL. Sounds like they want it to become illegal to sell animals as well.
Do they realise some animals are eaten

ya, but often the wrong ones. cities are full of animals which best use would be for food instead of messing around with no clue.
and no one i know has 4 legs...

Originally Posted by blue rider

as i said, my cat ownes me.....

probably because i'm not fully confident with the language, but if you continue to say so it'll became a little disturbing...