Why is it when females outnumber males in a household...

[allycatz]

if you want to really annoy the "fairer and more lovely gender" try closing the lid. They can't go mad at you for leaving the seat up but they now have to lift the lid

Particularly disturbing in the days of fluffy toilet seat covers when you sat down in the middle of the night without putting the light on.....

[oneofsix]

Particularly disturbing in the days of fluffy toilet seat covers when you sat down in the middle of the night without putting the light on.....

Thank you, that caused so many conflicting thoughts

[Usarka]

if you want to really annoy the "fairer and more lovely gender" try closing the lid. They can't go mad at you for leaving the seat up but they now have to lift the lid

+1 if they whinge about leaving it up. Then even if I have a dump i close it, so not only do they have to lift it up but when they do they also get a hit of fermented pongness.

Muhahahahahahaaa.

[Maha]

Particularly disturbing in the days of fluffy toilet seat covers when you sat down in the middle of the night without putting the light on.....

Wooden toilet seats with a length crack are no fun either..

[allycatz]

Wooden toilet seats with a length crack are no fun either..

you sit down to pee????

[Maha]

you sit down to pee????

Thought everyone did, makes for no mess.....
Say no to Crack!

[allycatz]

Thought everyone did, makes for no mess.....
Say no to Crack!

Hah you haven't worked in a rest home.....crackers with cracks!!!

[F5 Dave]

Well 1/2 your bleeding luck Suglite. We have one of those enormo corner baths with the shower over it & it is also where we bath the newuns (in a smaller fishbin like thingy). But consequently whenever I step into the shower I'm in danger of this bin, a support thing for the baby or the toddlers arrangement of whatever he thinks would be a cool bath toy - if we're lucky it will be plastic & not a cell phone or whatever.

So try not to trip on stacker cups, megablocks, foam xylophone keys, empty bottles, number squared, fridge magnets, , ,

[PrincessBandit]

At the end of our bath: one bottle of manwash, one bottle of man shampoo (does both husband and son). My body wash and shampoo/conditioner goes back onto the shelf in the bedroom so daughter doesn't steal mine when she already has 20 gazillion bottles which all belong to her at the end of the bath. Honestly I have no idea why she collects them, leaves about an inch unused in the bottom of them, then buys new stuff without throwing the old ones away. Grrrrrrr.

[Shadows]

....that chick has to have the cleanest twat in kapiti

That's not saying much