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    Love beads slipping out? Be careful fella when stepping into the shower then, damn slippery those love beads.

    Seriously - lotions and potions. The girlies love them. Then again - if it helps them look and stay beuatiful, I don't mind
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    I had a strange dream myself. You know that game some folk play on the streets where they toss coins at the wall and what not? In my dream they were tossing my semi hardened stool at the wall. I shit you not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    I'm not sure which is worse, that or knowing you're running pit scrapings over your face.
    Bet the chick shaves her bits as well as her pits
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    Nonono,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka
    I'm not sure which is worse, that or knowing you're running pit scrapings over your face.
    Only pit scrapings, pah, you should be so lucky , as Mom so eloquently put it

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    I used to hide my razors from my kids

    One of the beauties I recall was finding one of the lovlies shaving her legs out of the shower. Was a little confused until she explained she was using MY conditioner to lubriucate the blades
    my wife is bad enough as it is and i've got 3 girls to carry on that tradition in the next 5 - 10 years... Perhaps i'll get a water proof combination lock safe for my razor...
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    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by neels View Post
    I only share a shower with one female
    Good idea to save water sharing with two would be even better though
    "A shark on whiskey is mighty risky, but a shark on beer is a beer engineer" - Tad Ghostal

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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    Perhaps i'll get a water proof combination lock safe for my razor...
    learn to use a straight razor, doubt that'd be going near anyones bits
    "A shark on whiskey is mighty risky, but a shark on beer is a beer engineer" - Tad Ghostal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Bet the chick shaves her bits as well as her pits
    I don't put my face in pits!

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    Hahahaha

    I'm just happy if I can actually get into the shower!

    Man they take a long time in there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Bet the chick shaves her bits as well as her pits
    oh yuk. Glad I made sure the girls had their own razors early on and never touch mine. Dad's face and daughter's pubes have no business being anywhere near each other.
    But why can't they throw the empties out, they can even be left sitting on the sink top right above the waste bin, it only takes a twitch of the wrist to dispose of them properly. Is this why the bang on about the toilet seat so much, cause they are too lazy to give it the lightest touch t close it but expect us to bend down and lift the thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bogan View Post
    learn to use a straight razor, doubt that'd be going near anyones bits
    I used to have a safety razor type, for giggles and that reason.
    Spent a mint and it disappeared

    Thanks for putting that back in my mind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackshear View Post
    Funny part is, I have the biggest containers for shampoo/conditioner, fuck year Tresemme. Lasted me 4 months so far.
    The fact that you use conditioner makes me feel so much better about having my eyebrows done and moisturising

    Quote Originally Posted by bogan View Post
    Good idea to save water sharing with two would be even better though
    I only get to share if I've been good, I am thinking the post earthquake house should feature a shower with 2 shower heads though......
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    Quote Originally Posted by neels View Post
    The fact that you use conditioner makes me feel so much better about having my eyebrows done and moisturising

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    Gotta tame the beast, mate. Dunno about the eyebrows and moisturizer, though...
    Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
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    I can roll a turd that reaches 15kg before it snaps off my arse

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    Quote Originally Posted by bogan View Post
    learn to use a straight razor, doubt that'd be going near anyones bits
    ha ha haaaaaaaa, shopping at the weekend it is

    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    I don't put my face in pits!
    Fair point, but i'm fed up with shaving rash
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    Hahahaha

    I'm just happy if I can actually get into the shower!

    Man they take a long time in there.
    We did a year with 5 teenagers in the house, that is 5 plus Maha and me, and only one shower. To add to the mix one of those teenagers was male, the other 4were female Mind you in my experience young teenaged boys take just as long in the shower (if not longer) than their female counterparts

    We operated a strict roster of times to shower and times in the shower. Woe betide the household if I got a cold shower! I never had one, not even once

    We did however have a mop permanently in the bathroom to mop the ceiling down. Eventually when funds permitted we installed an extractor fan. Those were the days of bulk shampoos and conditioners. Those that wanted "special shit" had to buy there own and keep it safe
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    Nonono,

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    You think thats bad in your shower?!

    You should see all the dead hookers on the bottom of Fatt max's

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    My deal with Mrs Max is simple,

    She stops using my razor for her bikini line, I stop using her flannel to wash my arse

    Been like that for every one of our 15 years together

    I've even stopped using her toothbrush to dig out my clinkers

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