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    Nearly got a beating

    So i come out of the video shop, and there they are 4 young punks looking and touching my bike, wadda ya do? so i grabed the biggest one and told him to leave my bitch alone, 'hell you can have the wife , but the bike ya gotta be joking'. He slogs me in the head and i go down feelin groggy.....jus about to lapse into darkness an my temper swells, i grb 'im and wrtestle 'im to the floor an get in a few well placed kicks....he's hurtin now, but fuck hes strong, he gets the better of me in a hold, just a bout to lapse now, an then i see it in front of me a huge willy , shit it would make a donkey cry, so i grab it an sink me teeth into it.......shit its a mazin the amount of strenght yer get when yer bite your own willy........

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    Quote Originally Posted by sixpackback
    So i come out of the video shop, and there they are 4 young punks looking and touching my bike, wadda ya do? so i grabed the biggest one and told him to leave my bitch alone, 'hell you can have the wife , but the bike ya gotta be joking'. He slogs me in the head and i go down feelin groggy.....jus about to lapse into darkness an my temper swells, i grb 'im and wrtestle 'im to the floor an get in a few well placed kicks....he's hurtin now, but fuck hes strong, he gets the better of me in a hold, just a bout to lapse now, an then i see it in front of me a huge willy , shit it would make a donkey cry, so i grab it an sink me teeth into it.......shit its a mazin the amount of strenght yer get when yer bite your own willy........
    What the Hell??!!?!?!

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    fucken hell
    "Read not to contradict and confute, nor to believe and take for granted, nor to find talk and discourse, but to weigh and consider."

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    WTF??!!

    What have you been smoking mate?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fart
    WTF??!!

    What have you been smoking mate?
    Sticky Very Sticky and dame is it good.
    "Read not to contradict and confute, nor to believe and take for granted, nor to find talk and discourse, but to weigh and consider."

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    what the fuck, I thought all the P'ers would be getting high ATM.


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    Billy Connelly at his best !! Shame it was ruined here !!
    A man can move much faster without a millstone around his neck, so if he gets the chance to lose her he'd better drop her and run like heck !! .. (10cc "Modern Man Blues" - Deceptive Bends)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hooks
    Billy Connelly at his best !! Shame it was ruined here !!
    Thought it sounded familiar....

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    Yeah, I preferred Billys version - complete with grunts and screams!!!
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
    " Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"

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    Thumbs down

    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    Yeah, I preferred Billys version - complete with grunts and screams!!!
    i tried.......need more practice, and hey this shit really happend. my third leg leaves a furrow!

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    It was huge and you still got your mouth around it?
    Speed doesn't kill people.
    Stupidity kills people.

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    You forgot to mention the full-pretzel
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    One sick puppy. If it was that big, you should have done it where there were heaps of babes around. A bit of luck, they might have at least given your willy a hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    Yeah, I preferred Billys version - complete with grunts and screams!!!
    The half nelson broke your back and the full nelson killed ya......

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    hahahahah heard this one before but ya had me going there...
    just had some people finger my bike *again*

    Gawd I'd bite their willy if they touched my bike... make them learn a lesson

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