Pole dancing at the Olympics

**ducatilover** · 13th May 2011, 15:16

My pole is ready for dancers.

**noobi** · 13th May 2011, 15:50

Originally Posted by 007XX

Waiuku is not a particularly aestheticaly pleasing gene pool you know!

Could be worse, you could live in Awhitu. Waiuku was fine with our 6 houses and 3 shops, then all you aucklanders decided to move out here and start judging us, building hair salons, home decor shops and that sort of ilk.

Wouldnt the judges have to be feminist non-lesbian women, in order to stay impartial...

**Fatt Max** · 13th May 2011, 15:54

Originally Posted by noobi

Wouldnt the judges have to be feminist non-lesbian women, in order to stay impartial...

......and where would the fun in that be......

**Maha** · 13th May 2011, 15:59

Originally Posted by noobi

Could be worse, you could live in Awhitu. Waiuku was fine with our 6 houses and 3 shops, then all you aucklanders decided to move out here and start judging us, building hair salons, home decor shops and that sort of ilk.

Wouldnt the judges have to be feminist non-lesbian women, in order to stay impartial...

Reefton V Waiuku.....its a tough one...

**Stirts** · 13th May 2011, 16:03

Originally Posted by ducatilover

My pole is ready for dancers.

Sweet, I have this friend, and she is really really keen to do some pole dancing.

I will send her your way.

**Banditbandit** · 13th May 2011, 16:03

Originally Posted by Little Miss Trouble

Amy is looking at starting a studio in Albany soon

Does she have a live viewing area?

**Little Miss Trouble** · 13th May 2011, 16:11

Originally Posted by Banditbandit

Does she have a live viewing area?

Sorry, you've missed out on the Miss Pole Dance New Zealand competition for this year

**007XX** · 13th May 2011, 16:15

Originally Posted by noobi

Could be worse, you could live in Awhitu. Waiuku was fine with our 6 houses and 3 shops, then all you aucklanders decided to move out here and start judging us, building hair salons, home decor shops and that sort of ilk.

Wouldnt the judges have to be feminist non-lesbian women, in order to stay impartial...

ROFL... Oxymoron of the century: Feminist non-lesbians.

And yes, I totally agree it could be worse... I am totally and completely loving living here, great folks for sure.

So... if I was to open a pole dancing class in Waiuku, I guess you wouldn't be too hot about it uh?

**Laava** · 13th May 2011, 16:44

Originally Posted by Stirts

Sweet, I have this friend, and she is really really keen to do some pole dancing.

Oh yeah, the old "I have a friend!"
Anything you wanna own up to?

**Fatt Max** · 13th May 2011, 17:08

Originally Posted by Stirts

Sweet, I have this friend, and she is really really keen to do some pole dancing.
I will send her your way.

Phhoooaaarrrrrrrr................

**007XX** · 13th May 2011, 17:29

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

Phhoooaaarrrrrrrr................

That's too much lovin' surely...Even for you

**mashman** · 13th May 2011, 17:36

Brilliant idea... any monkey can throw themselves around on horizontal bars, it's so been done... try doin a tkachev off a vertical bar... wonder how they'll judge the sticking of the landing

Originally Posted by Maha

I tried it once, but when I was upside down, well just say gravity took over and things went .........loose?...

lemmmeeeeee guess... you nearly lost an eye