Assuming an accent in an attempt to impress?

[ducatilover]

so you wore your repsol jacket eh?

[fuknKIWI]

I've managed to throw the CHRIST'SfuknCOLLEGE accent away.
No worries but...

[jaffaonajappa]

I've managed to throw the CHRIST'SfuknCOLLEGE accent away.
No worries but...

Them Dingos beat it outa you - or you just spat the plum out of ya own choosing?

[scumdog]

I've found a quick gob on the ground followed by "Foooo, are you hot or what eh? - I was thinkin' I might aks you out eh!"

is not the actions nor accent to impress the ladies...

[unstuck]

I've found a quick gob on the ground followed by "Foooo, are you hot or what eh? - I was thinkin' I might aks you out eh!"

is not the actions nor accent to impress the ladies...

You may as well do the old kevin bloody wilson on them. "Do ya fuck on first dates".

[ajturbo]

cause they want to get into your pants.. and they know that if they keep up with the silly voice.. you'll start pulling you hair out , get naked and run around screaming..

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[Fatt Max]

Oi, fack orf, what de fack is wrong wiv a bri'ish accent anyway?
Just cos you cnat talk propper like what me and my dad does....
Fack orf you dodgy geezer, no bollokcs on my manor pal....
Facking cow son....

That posh enough...???

I mean, at the end of the day the Aussies and Kiwi's are all English so good on you for trying to talk all nice and lardy da....

[Maha]

Oi, fack orf, what de fack is wrong wiv a bri'ish accent anyway?
Just cos you cnat talk propper like what me and my dad does....
Fack orf you dodgy geezer, no bollokcs on my manor pal....
Facking cow son....

That posh enough...???

I mean, at the end of the day the Aussies and Kiwi's are all English so good on you for trying to talk all nice and lardy da....

Not posh its ....poshe...wha wha...

[george formby]

Tis thoughtless affectation. They probably cackle like crows after a couple of charvignons.

I'm a Geordie so I have to make an effort to talk proper Englund otherwise everybody I meet acts deaf.

[nighthawk]

[QUOTE=scumdog;1130062105]I've found a quick gob on the ground followed by "Foooo, are you hot or what eh? - I was thinkin' I might aks you out eh!"

AHH the elliquence of the Southern Man.....

[ducatilover]

Now that I think of it, using a Brit or Irish accent back when I would go to the clubs in Palmy worked really, really well. Snatch from here to breakfast, yet, I can guarantee the same girl won't look at me otherwise (Nor would she sit on my penis) Perhaps ugly faces and these accents go together to form a sexy face?

[ynot slow]

We did a piss trip down south ,we did a chopper ride-jet boat trip,while waiting for the boat to return and passengers (yanks with loud accents)disembark my brother and myself both said in best yank accent"so this is neww zeeland tooourism"another dude from the yank tour goes "wow man what part of the west ya from",told him Taranaki,he looked confused as we cracked up,even jet boat pilot was cracking up.

[Blackshear]

What about accents to throw off a lady/male (if you are so inclined)?
South african is pretty good, not much is funny about it either. Just don't go from SA to Irish...

[Paul in NZ]

I've found a quick gob on the ground followed by "Foooo, are you hot or what eh? - I was thinkin' I might aks you out eh!"

is not the actions nor accent to impress the ladies...

Hang around in Porirua dude - you might be surprised

[george formby]

Now that I think of it, using a Brit or Irish accent back when I would go to the clubs in Palmy worked really, really well. Snatch from here to breakfast, yet, I can guarantee the same girl won't look at me otherwise (Nor would she sit on my penis) Perhaps ugly faces and these accents go together to form a sexy face?

I think that's just a Palmy thing. I got hammered in a bar down their a few yaers ago & had wimmin chattin me oop all night.
Found out later in the takeaways that I had obliviously been attending a singles night.