Assuming an accent in an attempt to impress?

[Gremlin]

Oi, fack orf, what de fack is wrong wiv a bri'ish accent anyway?
Just cos you cnat talk propper like what me and my dad does....
Fack orf you dodgy geezer, no bollokcs on my manor pal....
Facking cow son....

You forgot the

"y'know wa I mean?"

[ducatilover]

I think that's just a Palmy thing. I got hammered in a bar down their a few yaers ago & had wimmin chattin me oop all night.
Found out later in the takeaways that I had obliviously been attending a singles night.

Nothing wrong with that

[slofox]

I have a habit of adopting accents when exposed to them - not usually on purpose - generally quite unconsciously. I was in Wales for two weeks and by the time I left I was singing me words just like the rest of them...

I love to do the Irish accent too - I even had an Irishman fooled once but he got a bit septic when I dropped back into kaiwai...for some reason he seemed to think I was taking the piss...had to do a quick removal - he was a bit pissed at the time.

South African accent continues to elude me though...some of the vowel sounds I just can't get hold of...

[Usarka]

I had to change my accent in the uk.

At work on the first day I asked for a desk and a pen. I got given a floppy disk and was told they had no pins. From then I learnt to use an A (like day) vowel.

Can I have a dask? and I'd like some aggs please.

[fuknKIWI]

Them Dingos beat it outa you - or you just spat the plum out of ya own choosing?

Spat it it out on the streets od CHCH in the 70's
Now days I'm pegged as a fuknKIWI here & spotted as an Aussie cunt when I come "home".
Told that joke about what's the new Kiwi national anthem at a party in Leeston one cold night in 04... oh it's I still call Australia home
It went down like a lead balloon