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    Drunk with a sore head.

    On my way into work this morning at 5.30 i had to go into town to the servo for cough sticks,pulled up to find some Tongan blokes looking a bit worse for wear having a graze in the forecourt,as i went inside one of them asked me for a "ride home" to which i replied "no".Got my smokes and was pulling out then thump into the back of the Ute one of them jumpedthinking wtf i stopped and was just about out the door when the guy stands up and yells something to his mates,silly prick was standing right at the back of the ute so instead of getting out i simply stood on the loud pedal to see him fly off the back over the tailgate back of his head firstJesus the landing must have hurt and he didnt seem to be doing much as i left the servo.Silly bugger.

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    awesome!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hellokitty View Post

    awesome!
    That or sore some,even at 5.30 in the am on my way to do overtime after 5 12 hour days i still felt a tinge of guilt,be some big bump on his head tonight.

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    LOL. A hilarious reason to not have a tonneau cover

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    That or sore some,even at 5.30 in the am on my way to do overtime after 5 12 hour days i still felt a tinge of guilt,be some big bump on his head tonight.
    He was probably still drunk, I am sure he was fine

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    Quote Originally Posted by steve_t View Post
    LOL. A hilarious reason to not have a tonneau cover
    that could have worked like a trampoline!

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    Good work dude, laff of the day......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    Good work dude, laff of the day......
    Seems it was,had a mate ring me this afternoon asking if i was involved,seems the bloke working at the servo found the guys exit off the back of the ute "spectacular" and he didnt know "a neck could bend like that" and had told a few early locals of the event before he finished his shift.Small towns eh.Lucky guy to have gotten away with a bump on his head i would say.

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    Hopefully it was caught on the cctv and will be all over youtube within a few days..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Hopefully it was caught on the cctv and will be all over youtube within a few days..
    Hopefully it wasnt mate,no doubt it was my fault in the eye of the tree huggers.

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    No worries mate

    They got some though heads them tongans.Probably didnt even feel it.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    They got some though heads them tongans.Probably didnt even feel it.
    Tough heads lol.
    Funny story involving 3 drunk tongans at spookers.
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    Be worried if he landed on his feet,be able to chase ya,mind you tongan-head-steel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Hopefully it wasnt mate,no doubt it was my fault in the eye of the tree huggers.
    yep you wrong dooers need to go away to the big house to save the law abiding citizens for the real bad guys

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