Memorable KB quotes

**Maha** · 9th May 2011, 15:37

The best I can remember is from Finn a couple of years ago.
He had quoted someone (dont know who doesn't matter) and the words were....

''Im going to report your post as abusive you pimpled faced arse-fuck''.

**Big Dave** · 9th May 2011, 15:46

Anyone who quotes themselves in third person. Big Dave likes this.

**AllanB** · 9th May 2011, 16:12

Big Dave

"burnout's are always more enjoyable on someone else's tyres"

Spoken like a true test rider!

**unstuck** · 9th May 2011, 16:48

Originally Posted by AllanB

Big Dave

"burnout's are always more enjoyable on someone else's tyres"

Spoken like a true test rider!

Ha ha , Ride it like you stole it.

**Qkchk:Me** · 9th May 2011, 17:00

"I've binned again"

"The car didn't see me"

"Put in on my tab, officer"

"Katman is a ........... (fill in the blanks)"

**Mully** · 9th May 2011, 18:39

Where to start:

15% of what Skidmark said (the rest was just shit)
Probably 90% of what Chaos Rider said when he joined. (Evolution of a monster, anybody?)
Probably 90% of YB16/Dean said when he joined. (The Lols were many and often)

And my sig is my current favourite.... I thought I'd never stop lolling at that one.

**Gubb** · 9th May 2011, 18:49

Hands down.

Originally Posted by DangerousBastard

Final request - badge number please, and the "name calling by police officer" leaves the Internet right now, or else it goes international. Your call.

**FJRider** · 9th May 2011, 18:56

Originally Posted by Gubb

Hands down.

He's still a bit touchy on that one ...

**Big Dave** · 9th May 2011, 19:00

Originally Posted by Mully

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And my sig is my current favourite.... I thought I'd never stop lolling at that one.

Yeah. For an Aprilia. Tell 'im 'e's Dreamin'

**Big Dave** · 9th May 2011, 19:06

In answer to your question Mully - no I don't want to buy it. Yes I do look stupid on it, and yes, I think they are great little bikes. Heaps of fun fun fun.

**Big Dave** · 9th May 2011, 19:07

Gubb's post what?

**Mully** · 9th May 2011, 19:08

Originally Posted by Big Dave

In answer to your question Mully - no I don't want to buy it. Yes I do look stupid on it, and yes, I think they are great little bikes. Heaps of fun fun fun.

I didn't say "stupid", BD.

You're putting words in my, umm, fingers.....