Come on lets be honest boyz we dont want our wifes/partner to be our frggen mother we want her to be a filthy SLUT and to never moan about the bloody toilet seat, the dishes, the dogs dirty feet,etc[sorry bit close to home]
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Come on lets be honest boyz we dont want our wifes/partner to be our frggen mother we want her to be a filthy SLUT and to never moan about the bloody toilet seat, the dishes, the dogs dirty feet,etc[sorry bit close to home]
Pffft!!! As if!!
OMG!! Please tell me you are still kidding and don't really believe this!!Originally Posted by wayne kohi
Hate to spoil the party but I dont agreebecause at the end of the day... women have the choice not to work or to stop work when eva they please. Howeva us men are forced to work until we're 65 to support, clothe, shelter and feed all the kids we had soooo much fun making and then we die... leaving all our toys for the wife and kids to wreak!
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Pffft!!! As if!!
Just like us women don't want to have another fricken kid in the house...when do we get to have the fun???
I think I might step out of this thread for a while....this has stopped being funny and turning to be outright absurd
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seriously yes... if a woman stopped working... what would happen?OMG!! Please tell me you are still kidding and don't really believe this!!
If she was a solo mum... state to the rescue
if she was married... mans job anyway (im old fashioned, sorry)
If she was single... mum and dad to the rescue, or she can go get a man, old ones are rich and easy.
if a man stops work?
His manhood and self being is damaged because he cant give his family what he believes they deserve... the best he can, so he works and works and works in a shit job because he may not have the drive , skill or education to find another.
Not all men are carefree... some do the right thing and know what they're good for.
I will work until the day I die for my family, I have accepted this
but thats my excuse for buying more toys
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Except for White trash... he sits down 100% of the time because he is a pussyIt's all about percentages and logic ..... a woman uses the toilet with the seat down %100 of the time .... a man uses it %50 of the time with the seat down .... therefore it is just plain logical that the seat should stay down.
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Pffft!!! As if!!
I wish I could buy toys...instead I buy other things ....seriously yes... if a woman stopped working... what would happen?
If she was a solo mum... state to the rescue Same with a man
if she was married... mans job anyway (im old fashioned, sorry) Same with a man
If she was single... mum and dad to the rescue, or she can go get a man, old ones are rich and easy. Same with a man
if a man stops work?
His manhood and self being is damaged because he cant give his family what he believes they deserve... the best he can, so he works and works and works in a shit job because he may not have the drive , skill or education to find another.Same with a woman
Not all men are carefree... some do the right thing and know what they're good for. Same with a woman
I will work until the day I die for my family, I have accepted this
but thats my excuse for buying more toys
Seriously everything you mentioned goes both ways....the only difference is that a woman gets affected when she gets pregnant...some workplace will not allow a woman to work when pregnant for whatever reason...and afterwards she sometimes just can't ... I went back to work as soon as I was physically possible after my second cos our family needed the money ......
Oh this is so damned futile....
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Pffft!!! As if!!
What you mean he rides like a girl and sits down to pee???Except for White trash... he sits down 100% of the time because he is a pussy
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BTW good for youI will work until the day I die for my family, I have accepted thisand I'm not being patronising I really mean it
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unless you can prove it.
I can't agree with you there mate.
Granted if Ms Biff was out of work then she'd look after the Bifflings. But if I was out of work I'd look after said Bifflings and the household chores. If Ms Biff earned enough to keep the family happy and healthy and it suited us both then I like to think that I'm comfortable with knowing who I am and my worth as a human without giving a rats arse what some macho dimwit thought of me as a person, and not feel threatened just because my good lady was the only wage earner. Likewise for Ms Biff.
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WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
Have you run this past Ms Biff
Yeah sweet as... I couldnt do the same myself, Im not macho or anything like that.
My wife works full time because she wants too and we both earn good money... she can stop when eva she wants because I'll back us up.
If can no longer work or die before we've paid the dredded mortage my wife earns enough to keep us going... No Im not macho-womens palce is in the kitchen and all that crap.
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Come on boyz dont be shy yes w'ell work our arses of for the family .....forever, but what do we want from her
1. A brazilian
2. Acceptance
3. [Yes i know dear, but see the old bag in the corner THATS my mother]
Pffft!!! As if!!
and when that doesn't work???
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From a joke to toilet seats and now we are ready to turn dam nasty....
Well as a man, if you put kids in the world there is certen responcabilatis that goes with that. like 18 - 25 years of labor. This being in the work force.
If you are a woman and put kids in the world you also have 18-25 years of labor... some in the home and some in the work force.
No i'm not a sexist and know this can be done the other way around but mostly it isent so...
But dam the state screws you if you are a man and gets a divorce. Straight up they go with the womans plea for money and take her say in the case regarding how long the kids are with her and visa versa. They then figure out what you need to pay based on your pre-tax income..... and then you get to pay it after tax.
....thanks .... feel better now.
In short.... think before having kids
(btw. i love my kids, they are the best thing in my little world)
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Excellent retort......the solution is close to our collective hearts
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