WHY US GUYS ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE:

[Biff]

Have you run this past Ms Biff

Yeah sweet as... I couldnt do the same myself, Im not macho or anything like that.
My wife works full time because she wants too and we both earn good money... she can stop when eva she wants because I'll back us up.

If can no longer work or die before we've paid the dredded mortage my wife earns enough to keep us going... No Im not macho-womens palce is in the kitchen and all that crap.

Yep - Ms Biff wears the pants in this relationship. Like most guys I like to think I'm the boss, but all she has to do is give me 'the look' and I turn to jelly!

[Uncle B]

God it's good to be a guy...........good on ya mate.

[SixPackBack]

Yep - Ms Biff wears the pants in this relationship. Like most guys I like to think I'm the boss, but all she has to do is give me 'the look' and I turn to jelly!

Hrden up boyyo, dont yer know yer letting the side down
@ birth they cut the willys off the silly ones!

[ManDownUnder]

Yep - Ms Biff wears the pants in this relationship.

and no bloody wonder - I've heard your arse eats anything going near it... I've tried scrubbing that image of bicycle shorts out... bleaching didn't work and now I'm up to sand blasting...

... bastard... LOL!

Like most guys I like to think I'm the boss, but all she has to do is give me 'the look' and I turn to jelly!

OI - rule one of the big boy's book of being an indepedant man... don't let women know the rules.

.... and ... errr... rule 421... no 422 here it is...

Once confident he can live out from under his Mother's skirt for an indefinite period, every boy shall be deemed a man unless "The Look" is given upon which he is entitled to fold like a house of cards and hide under the aforementioned mother's skirt, or the skirt of the issuer of "The Look" after a suitable period of redemption has passed.

And up in the Definitions sections we find
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"The Look". Eye contact issued by a mother, wife/partner/spouse or relative (by blood or marriage) that unmistakably has 2 or more of the following characteristics:
i) inexplicable or seemingly immeasurable duration
ii) intense ferocity
iii) induced fear for ones well being
iv) an awareness one's sex life has just ceased for 2 or more weeks

Alternately "The Look" can be singularly defined when causing a state of terror immediately preceeding a bowel movement of low to medium viscosity accompanying urination. This will occur irrespective of location, garmets being worn or company kept at that time.
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An interesting side note provides that a mother can be the person giving birth to you, the woman raising you within her family, or the woman you marry if she assumes a similar role and doesn't mind a continuation of breast feeding from time to time.
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There ya go Biff - it's all out in the open now... (and I'm for the high jump too - cheers... )
MDU

[Slipstream]

Hrden up boyyo, dont yer know yer letting the side down
@ birth they cut the willys off the silly ones!

Are you saying your circumcision to work out to well

[ManDownUnder]

Are you saying your circumcision to work out to well

WASH THY MOUTH OUT

... circum.....OUCH!

What the hell is THAT all about... ooo not good *crosses legs*

[bugjuice]

http://www.gotlaughs.com/humor/mansong2.swf

[vifferman]

Granted if Ms Biff was out of work then she'd look after the Bifflings. But if I was out of work I'd look after said Bifflings and the household chores.

I did that for two and a half years. It had some good points, like getting to spend a LOT of time with my autistic son, but overall it was not a happy time. Too much drudgery, too little contact with human beans.

[SixPackBack]

Are you saying your circumcision to work out to well

No i'm saying women are'nt that smart

[ManDownUnder]

No i'm saying women are'nt that smart

I gotta get me some popcorn... I like watching fireworks

Hell it's friday - maybe a too
MDU

[ManDownUnder]

I gotta get me some popcorn... I like watching fireworks

Hell it's friday - maybe a too
MDU

No fireworks - guess it rained...

[SixPackBack]

Tryin to catch me a little fishy i was.......try harder next time

[Slipstream]

No i'm saying women are'nt that smart

Tryin to catch me a little fishy i was

Were you looking for a response like:
It only takes one woman to be smarter than you....look how you spelt "aren't"

......try harder next time

Yes please do .... I'm all up for a "women have it worse than men" argument, but I'm affraid you'd win....I can't say that women have it worse, cos we get the multiple orgasms and you don't and we don't need a guy to get them

[ManDownUnder]

Laughing Arse My Off? I don't get it........

no no no lamo is just left of Kamo (near Whanagrei...)

It's where all the one legged people go and walk in circles

[Hitcher]

no no no lamo is just left of Kamo (near Whanagrei...)

It's where all the one legged people go and walk in circles

And where the annual Far North Arse-Kicking competition is held...