WHY US GUYS ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE:

**SixPackBack** · 1st July 2005, 18:01

Originally Posted by Slipstream

Were you looking for a response like:
It only takes one woman to be smarter than you....look how you spelt "aren't"

Yes please do .... I'm all up for a "women have it worse than men" argument, but I'm affraid you'd win....I can't say that women have it worse, cos we get the multiple orgasms and you don't and we don't need a guy to get them

little fishy's back got sand in her fanny she has

**Hitcher** · 1st July 2005, 18:05

Originally Posted by Slipstream

I can't say that women have it worse, cos we get the multiple orgasms and you don't and we don't need a guy to get them

It's obviously a hard road finding Mr Right...

**SixPackBack** · 1st July 2005, 18:19

Originally Posted by Hitcher

It's obviously a hard road finding Mr Right...

Go for the brazilian sweety it's gotta helpya score

**Patch** · 1st July 2005, 18:50

From the "toilet seat" debarcle (of which I can never see the point in lifting it, that must've been a women's idea

) to pussy whipping. Life is great isn't it?

Don't take it too personally Slipstream.

**Skyryder** · 1st July 2005, 19:07

Originally Posted by Slipstream

It's all about percentages and logic ..... a woman uses the toilet with the seat down %100 of the time .... a man uses it %50 of the time with the seat down .... therefore it is just plain logical that the seat should stay down.

Nope. Us men are not blessed with the female bladder and since we use the toilet the most it should stay up for the next time.

Skyryder

**Virago** · 1st July 2005, 21:51

The idea that women back in to the toilet and don't notice the seat is up has merit. They also don't look into the toilet when they're finished either - or is that practice just "a man thing"?

I'm the only male in a household of four, and I spend most of my time at the karzi trying to "hose" off the skid-marks left on the bowl. Honestly, women just have no idea what we blokes have to go through for them.......

Mind you, you have to get to the skid-marks when they're fresh, or you need to have a really full bladder (and a steady aim).

**SixPackBack** · 1st July 2005, 21:59

Originally Posted by Virago = Viagra

The idea that women back in to the toilet and don't notice the seat is up has merit. They also don't look into the toilet when they're finished either - or is that practice just "a man thing"?

I'm the only male in a household of four, and I spend most of my time at the karzi trying to "hose" off the skid-marks left on the bowl. Honestly, women just have no idea what we blokes have to go through for them.......

Mind you, you have to get to the skid-marks when they're fresh, or you need to have a really full bladder (and a steady aim).

High hose pressure really makes the difference

**FROSTY:Me** · 1st July 2005, 22:20

its simple --the bloody seat stays UP at mt place --if women dont like it--then go pee in the back yard

**Wolf** · 1st July 2005, 23:13

Originally Posted by Skyryder

Nope. Us men are not blessed with the female bladder and since we use the toilet the most it should stay up for the next time.

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Skyryder

Seeing how much you're drinking, no wonder you use the toilet the most. You do know you only rent beer, not buy it, don't you...

That bloody smiley has a thirst, don't he. And a cast iron bladder - I keep watching it waiting for the little happy face to suddenly race off screen for a few minutes but he never does. Kinda reminiscent of the Guinness ads where the guy downs a Guinness and goes surfing - by the end of an evening's tele he's had about 14 pints of stout and he's still able to surf! Fuck yeah! Rock on dude!

**Jackrat** · 2nd July 2005, 13:46

Simple solution,have two dunnys.
Mine has stereo,book shelf,ash tray,easy rider poster on back of door,she don't go in there.
Hers,,,,,,,smells funny.

**MSTRS:Me** · 2nd July 2005, 13:55

Originally Posted by Jackrat

Simple solution,have two dunnys.
Mine has stereo,book shelf,ash tray,easy rider poster on back of door,she don't go in there.
Hers,,,,,,,smells funny.

She got the 'long drop' out the back....?