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    Job wanted

    ok...

    I want suggestion on what I should do... my requirements are:
    1) pay of 100k plus - no need to starve y'know
    2) fun - must be LOTS of fun
    3) allow lots of time for non work stuff too (i.e. keep minimal hours)
    4) keep sociable hours...
    5) chatting would be nice - maybe include that in the job spec. \
    6) coffee too... i like coffe... so coffe AND chatting
    7) internet cruising... coffee, chatting and cruising the net

    yeah that's about it.

    Can I have THAT job please - now... what's it going to be?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    ok...

    I want suggestion on what I should do... my requirements are:
    1) pay of 100k plus - no need to starve y'know
    2) fun - must be LOTS of fun
    3) allow lots of time for non work stuff too (i.e. keep minimal hours)
    4) keep sociable hours...
    5) chatting would be nice - maybe include that in the job spec. \
    6) coffee too... i like coffe... so coffe AND chatting
    7) internet cruising... coffee, chatting and cruising the net

    yeah that's about it.

    Can I have THAT job please - now... what's it going to be?
    MDU
    Sounds exactly like my job, except that it's all the dweeboids around me incessantly chattering like monkeys.
    And I don't get 100k.
    And it's almost no fun at all.
    And the hours are strictly 8:30 to 5 (or later).

    So... it's actually nothing like my job, except for the coffee bit (there's LOTS of cafes near work), and the internetting bit (which is getting a bit old....)
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman
    Sounds exactly like my job, except that it's all the dweeboids around me incessantly chattering like monkeys.
    And I don't get 100k.
    And it's almost no fun at all.
    And the hours are strictly 8:30 to 5 (or later).

    So... it's actually nothing like my job, except for the coffee bit (there's LOTS of cafes near work), and the internetting bit (which is getting a bit old....)
    cool - that's one career path ruled out...
    *DING* "NEXT!
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    politician perhaps????
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    Quote Originally Posted by chickenfunkstar
    politician perhaps????
    HEY COOL!!!!!

    Then I could get the little people to pay for my coffee while I go on the telly and shout crap at other people.


    hmmm... would be good for the ego too...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    ok...

    I want suggestion on what I should do... my requirements are:
    1) pay of 100k plus - no need to starve y'know
    2) fun - must be LOTS of fun
    3) allow lots of time for non work stuff too (i.e. keep minimal hours)
    4) keep sociable hours...
    5) chatting would be nice - maybe include that in the job spec. \
    6) coffee too... i like coffe... so coffe AND chatting
    7) internet cruising... coffee, chatting and cruising the net

    yeah that's about it.

    Can I have THAT job please - now... what's it going to be?
    MDU
    100k - easy
    lots a fun 90% of the time (depends on what your into... )
    non-work stuff - sure no problem
    Sociable hours - always
    Chatting - part of the job to talk crap
    Coffee - when eva u like
    The internet could be involved for sure

    you can be a man whore

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    ok...

    I want suggestion on what I should do... my requirements are:
    1) pay of 100k plus - no need to starve y'know
    2) fun - must be LOTS of fun
    3) allow lots of time for non work stuff too (i.e. keep minimal hours)
    4) keep sociable hours...
    5) chatting would be nice - maybe include that in the job spec. \
    6) coffee too... i like coffe... so coffe AND chatting
    7) internet cruising... coffee, chatting and cruising the net

    yeah that's about it.

    Can I have THAT job please - now... what's it going to be?
    MDU
    Running dope in & out of Bali. ??
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    Running dope in & out of Bali. ??
    All good until you get caught, then ya fucked

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperDave
    All good until you get caught, then ya fucked
    Of course - no such thing as ThePerfectJob you know.
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    no such thing as ThePerfectJob you know.
    Bugger, I've been duped.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    Running dope in & out of Bali. ??
    Dope running in Bali is the exception to to rule risk and return
    normally high risk high return
    low risk low return...

    EXCEPT IN BALI
    High risk NO return(ing)...

    yeah but *DING* "NEXT!"

    is it o'clock yet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    HEY COOL!!!!!

    Then I could get the little people to pay for my coffee while I go on the telly and shout crap at other people.


    hmmm... would be good for the ego too...
    Politician Suitability Test:

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    Running dope in & out of Bali. ??
    Crap - drug running jobs do not have sociable hours - long voyages, all the time required to hide the stuff, enduring cavity searches, meeting up with suppliers and buyers...


    Oops, I've revealed too much...
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    Well when you find the perfect job mail me an application form coz i want it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by speights_bud
    Well when you find the perfect job mail me an application form coz i want it!
    Sure... you'll be 2nd in line for it though...
    $2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details

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