6pm - end of the world starting with New Zealand

**NighthawkNZ:Me** · 23rd May 2011, 08:41

Originally Posted by doc

Well still here. Just got to get thru 2012 now

and then the predications of 2013, 1015, 2020, 2024, 2025, 2027, ...

actually there is one every year...

its a wonder no one has hit the jackpot yet (oh sorry the have hit the crack pot)

**Paul in NZ** · 23rd May 2011, 08:53

Originally Posted by oneofsix

Rapture at 6, Lotto at 8. You would never have known. Oh sorry that was only the rapture and really really good christian type people would never gamble so not a problem, you still have to 7 years of tribulation in which to enjoy your winnings.

pfft - 7 years of tribulation.... I've been married 31 years, got 3 daughters and old triumph and and old Moto Guzzi...

7 years? Over before you know it really......

**Mental Trousers** · 23rd May 2011, 10:06

I'd love to see how Camping reacts now that he hasn't been included in hanging out in the clouds to meet with God.

**XxKiTtiExX** · 23rd May 2011, 10:21

Originally Posted by Mental Trousers

I'd love to see how Camping reacts now that he hasn't been included in hanging out in the clouds to meet with God.

I was wondering about the exact same thing last night lmao

**oneofsix** · 23rd May 2011, 10:29

Originally Posted by Mental Trousers

I'd love to see how Camping reacts now that he hasn't been included in hanging out in the clouds to meet with God.

I just heard he had given himself an out by saying something like if it didn't occur Saturday it would be next year.
Was it meant to be the whole world at once? In which case it would have been Sunday morning our time anyhow. If not who is to say God uses the same date line as us meer humans.

**XxKiTtiExX** · 23rd May 2011, 10:46

Originally Posted by oneofsix

I just heard he had given himself an out by saying something like if it didn't occur Saturday it would be next year.
Was it meant to be the whole world at once? In which case it would have been Sunday morning our time anyhow. If not who is to say God uses the same date line as us meer humans.

So now we have enough time to sell our house and all our possessions, donate any money we have to the church, euthanize all our pets, quit our jobs and spend all this time we have seeking forgiveness. Sounds great!!!!!!!!!!

**Eyegasm** · 23rd May 2011, 15:29

The REAL reason the Rapture didn't happen

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**Brian d marge** · 24th May 2011, 15:40

Its on again

October the 21st

So nows the time to gather your family again and tell them what you think of them .....
Make it count this time ,

Stephen

**Mental Trousers** · 24th May 2011, 15:49

Originally Posted by Brian d'marge

Its on again

October the 21st

So nows the time to gather your family again and tell them what you think of them .....
Make it count this time ,

Stephen

Don't forget to shag your best mates missus cos after 21st October it won't be possible!!

**ducatilover** · 24th May 2011, 15:50

Originally Posted by Mental Trousers

Don't forget to shag your best mates missus cos after 21st October it won't be possible!!

You've talked me in to it.

**yod** · 24th May 2011, 15:56

This guy is no mere failbus passenger, he designed it, built it and now he’s driving the fucking thing!

The delusional rationalisations are just unreal, I can't wait to hear what he has to say on October 22nd!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti....html?ITO=1490

**Mental Trousers** · 24th May 2011, 16:44

... and he's working on the mark 2 - bigger, better, brighter - version right now

**slofox** · 24th May 2011, 17:28

Originally Posted by Brian d'marge

So now's the time to gather your family again and tell them what you think of them

I already did that a couple of "ends of the world" ago...bastards haven't spoken to me since...

**Mental Trousers** · 24th May 2011, 17:36

Just thinking about it, somebody who had a beef with someone else could make that someone else disappear on October 21st and claim the other person was caught up in the Rapture