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    I had to laugh...

    So a couple of years ago my x wife and crusty new husband, who lived just down the road from us decided to move. They moved to a suburb about 7kms away. Close enough that I couldnt stop them, but far enough to be a pain in the arse. When I protested that this was a hassel for me, getting the kids and taking them to school etc , her anwer was that it was a more sort after area, lower crime rate, and ...and I quote "wasnt over run with arab and indians"...blah blah blah... (all of this is a load of racist bulll shit by the way. Nothing wrong with where we live.

    The fact that she has the kids 9 days a fornight and I only have them 5, she is the primary care giver I couldnt do a lot to stop it.

    A few weeks ago my partner and brought in the same area as her an dher crusty husband, the main reason being is I wanted to be closer to my kids and they are keen to come and stay with us on a more shared basis (if she ever fucking agrees to it). It will make life a lot easier anyway.

    So last night I took a car load of stuff to the new house, my partner met me there and we decided that we would go down to the local Italian restaurant, just a Km from our new house, and just 80metres from where she lives (with her crusty husband).


    and this is the funny bit.....well not funny at the time...but funny now when I think about it.


    The dairy next door to where we were eating and owned by Indian couple...got held up by a armed robber, just as I was paying the bill. Man the place was swarming with cops five minutes later.

    Ironic really......afterall it is a 'sort after area'...and has a very low crime rate..blah blah blah..

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    Quote Originally Posted by raftn View Post
    and crusty new husband, an dher crusty husband, (with her crusty husband).

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    Bitter much?

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    7kms away? Boy, you had it tough.
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    7kms away? Boy, you had it tough.
    Thread Fail...
    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin View Post
    Thread Fail...
    Quiet in the cheap seats...
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Isn't this the second bitter and twisted psycho hose beast thread we've had in a week?

    Bitches, wisen up... you were probably divorced because you have problems... sort them instead of whinging on kiwibiker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by imdying View Post
    Isn't this the second bitter and twisted psycho hose beast thread we've had in a week?

    Bitches, wisen up... you were probably divorced because you have problems... sort them instead of whinging on kiwibiker.
    Ahhh, wisdom the OP won't see.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Quiet in the cheap seats...
    Shouldn't you be working or something?
    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)

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    I'm not feeling the love and sympathy guys

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin View Post
    Shouldn't you be working or something?
    Yet you are on here posting drivel as well.
    Go figure...
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Yet you are on here posting drivel as well.
    Go figure...
    Look, you can't be logical in here. It won't work and we will have to revisit the rules of engagement.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)

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    Spock? Is that you?
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    You could invite her and crusty the clown over for dinner, heat the house nice and warm. Put on something comfortable

    If you dish up some oysters and wine the wives might start juicing

    End of problem, or start of a new one
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    Quote Originally Posted by scissorhands View Post
    You could invite her and crusty the clown over for dinner, heat the house nice and warm. Put on something comfortable

    If you dish up some oysters and wine the wives might start juicing

    End of problem, or start of a new one
    Finally some one with a sense of humour...

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