Lynx let down!

**sinfull** · 25th May 2011, 18:43

Was brousing though the shelves in my local supermarket today minding my own business and spyed the latest of the lynx range, "excite" !

Well i gots to say it lives up to its name lol, boy did i get excited, so much so i grabbed an aerosol can and started letting loose !!!

After waiting a few seconds i thought Ahah! They can't scent it in here due to the air con (not just a pretty face)
So i rushed outside and ripped my shirt off and then let rip !!!
Thats when they showed up, i mean fuck !!! Them security guards sure aint no angels !

Damn it, not even a fuckin feather !!

**DrunkenMistake** · 25th May 2011, 19:28

Originally Posted by sinfull

Was brousing though the shelves in my local supermarket today minding my own business and spyed the latest of the lynx range, "excite" !

Well i gots to say it lives up to its name lol, boy did i get excited, so much so i grabbed an aerosol can and started letting loose !!!

After waiting a few seconds i thought Ahah! They can't scent it in here due to the air con (not just a pretty face)
So i rushed outside and ripped my shirt off and then let rip !!!
Thats when they showed up, i mean fuck !!! Them security guards sure aint no angels !

Damn it, not even a fuckin feather !!

So you stole a can of deodorant?

**sinfull** · 25th May 2011, 19:34

Originally Posted by DrunkenMistake

So you stole a can of deodorant?

Don't tell on me aye !!

**DrunkenMistake** · 25th May 2011, 19:44

Originally Posted by sinfull

Don't tell on me aye !!

Wouldnt surprise me, some of the shit people nick is just stupid, someone stole a 69cent light bulb the other day at work, you would think they would nick the decent light bulb instead .. haha

**sinfull** · 25th May 2011, 19:53

Originally Posted by DrunkenMistake

Wouldnt surprise me, some of the shit people nick is just stupid, someone stole a 69cent light bulb the other day at work, you would think they would nick the decent light bulb instead .. haha

I wouldn't do that in your shop bro, i aint that stupid !

**Marmoot** · 25th May 2011, 19:56

He's doing it wrong. Try it in a gay bar.

**Hitcher** · 25th May 2011, 20:28

And, despite what Hollywood may want you to believe, there's no such thing as a female angel. Read a bible if you don't believe me.

**sinfull** · 25th May 2011, 20:37

Originally Posted by Hitcher

And, despite what Hollywood may want you to believe, there's no such thing as a female angel. Read a bible if you don't believe me.

Sure that was made in Wellywood Hitch !
Got given one once, was young though hmmmm about 6 i think.
Was on holliday at a Taupo motorcamp with my parents and saw a group gathering near the shore, so whats a curious young fella to do but check it out.

Only had to say a few words after this fella and woohoo, he gave me a book !

Shame it was a fiction though !

Still don't remember seeing feathers !!!!

**DrunkenMistake** · 25th May 2011, 21:06

Originally Posted by Hitcher

And, despite what Hollywood may want you to believe, there's no such thing as a female angel. Read a bible if you don't believe me.

Angels are mentioned 273 times in the Bible
Psalm 89:6 (King James Version)
For who in the heaven can be compared unto the LORD? who among the sons of the mighty can be likened unto the LORD?

(Referring to angels 'the sons of the mighty')

**sinfull** · 25th May 2011, 21:22

Originally Posted by DrunkenMistake

Angels are mentioned 273 times in the Bible
Psalm 89:6 (King James Version)
For who in the heaven can be compared unto the LORD? who among the sons of the mighty can be likened unto the LORD?

(Referring to angels 'the sons of the mighty')

You don't drink do you ?