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  1. 1st July 2005, 11:34 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman
    Thanx.

    BTW - your thingie still says Woolington.
    Hope it's not tatooed on your thingie... it'd be blardy painful to put on... and imagine the laser removal treatment...

    $2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
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    was it a new JAFFA?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    Hope it's not tatooed on your thingie... it'd be blardy painful to put on... and imagine the laser removal treatment...

    think when it's soft, it says 'Woolon'? or just 'Woo'?
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    Cat be done!

    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
    Hope it's not tatooed on your thingie... it'd be blardy painful to put on... and imagine the laser removal treatment...

    Not possible to get a laser beam that narrow mate, it's there to stay!
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    Quote Originally Posted by FIZZERMAN
    Not possible to get a laser beam that narrow mate, it's there to stay!
    lol

    *waits to see what the pressie is*
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

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    I'm guessin it was a ticket for a "table of five" ...or a porno mag..featuring Zukis hehe ...c'mon tell..watcha get
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    Quote Originally Posted by FIZZERMAN
    Not possible to get a laser beam that narrow mate, it's there to stay!
    Didn't think you could get a tattooing needle that narrow, either - or a tattooist with a steady enough aim
    Motorbike Camping for the win!
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    I heard you look good in white Jim....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joni
    I heard you look good in white Jim....
    Very cryptic, perhaps we should start hounding you, as to the what the gift might be?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf
    Didn't think you could get a tattooing needle that narrow, either - or a tattooist with a steady enough aim
    Methinks there are far too many guys on this forum, who have an intimate knowledge of jimmys dick. I was making a joke, but you have all gone too far!
    I will now be forced to start rumors regarding the sexual orientation of all who carried it on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FIZZERMAN
    Methinks there are far too many guys on this forum, who have an intimate knowledge of jimmys dick. I was making a joke, but you have all gone too far!
    I will now be forced to start rumors regarding the sexual orientation of all who carried it on.
    lol notice how no-one has replyed since you said that
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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  13. 2nd July 2005, 11:52 #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by FIZZERMAN
    Very cryptic, perhaps we should start hounding you, as to the what the gift might be?
    Cryptic...me?.... never
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    Quote Originally Posted by Joni
    Cryptic...me?.... never
    Sarcastic and cryptic, how very unlike a woman.
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    Thanks "Someone".
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