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  1. 31st May 2011, 19:10 #1
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    If I could take a dump...

    ....on anyone's sad-arsed, drooping bottom lip, I'd choose Sue Bradford's.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    ....on anyone's sad-arsed, drooping bottom lip, I'd choose Sue Bradford.
    Edit. would that be a deliberate action...or an accidental one? Oh wait!!


    She does tend to have that effect on many of us.....
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    It's a sad thing but there's a chance that such an action could improve her appearance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Madness View Post
    It's a sad thing but there's a chance that such an action could improve her appearance.
    or stop her from talking... either way, an improvement.
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    The slapper just exudes a 'woe is me, give me money' persona.

    Who the fuck ever voted for her?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    The slapper just exudes a 'woe is me, give me money' persona.

    Who the fuck ever voted for her?
    She was voted in by a bunch of disillusioned honda bikers - thought it was McGillicudy Srs.
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    Even the Greens (the great pretenders) declared her compost!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jaffaonajappa View Post
    Edit. would that be a deliberate action...or an accidental one? Oh wait!!
    Most definately deliberate.

    I don't do accidents.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    Most definately deliberate.

    I don't do accidents.
    I'm trying to explain to my wife why that post is so funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hiss View Post
    I'm trying to explain to my wife why that post is so funny.
    Has she seen Sue Bradford's bottom lip?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    Has she seen Sue Bradford's bottom lip?
    Now I'm trying to explain why THAT post is so funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    The slapper just exudes a 'woe is me, give me money' persona.

    Who the fuck ever voted for her?
    Whoever did, they got what they deserved.
    She is a complete waste of space
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

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    All was good until I realised that having 105kg of man sliding into my rear was a tad uncomfortable after a while
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    All she needs is a good fuck. I vote DB for the position.
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    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    ....on anyone's sad-arsed, drooping bottom lip, I'd choose Sue Bradford's.
    You were watching Close Up weren't you? I was actually ridding myself of giant poo at the time and heard her voice on the TV. Is that close enough for you?

    FWIW, I have to much respect for my poos than to let them touch her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin View Post
    All she needs is a good fuck. I vote DB for the position.
    That would be a cruel and unusual punishment, even for him!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    I find it ironic that the incredibly rude personal comments about Les were made by someone bearing an astonishing resemblance to a Monica Lewinsky dress accessory.

    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    All was good until I realised that having 105kg of man sliding into my rear was a tad uncomfortable after a while
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