confession time

**2_SL0** · 1st July 2005, 22:14

Im with Alarumba, its the nose.

**ManDownUnder** · 4th July 2005, 09:40

Originally Posted by bugjuice

what can I say....???

OH NO - WE'RE TWINS!!!!!!

I mean the sense of humour is the same, sense of civic responsibility is that same, and now, undeniable proof.... sorry to see you got shortchanged though...

The worst part is the fainting (oh, and the dizzy spells ...)

You can call me Jake

MDU

**Coyote** · 4th July 2005, 11:34

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

OH NO - WE'RE TWINS!!!!!!

I mean the sense of humour is the same, sense of civic responsibility is that same, and now, undeniable proof.... sorry to see you got shortchanged though...

The worst part is the fainting (oh, and the dizzy spells ...)

You can call me Jake

MDU

You're nuts

**Wolf** · 4th July 2005, 15:45

Originally Posted by alarumba

Your nuts

What about his nuts? I thought it was the - ah - nose we were discussing.

**ManDownUnder** · 4th July 2005, 15:52

Originally Posted by alarumba

Your nuts

Yeah - what about 'em??

Tell you what - let's not even GO there!

**enigma51** · 4th July 2005, 16:05

Originally Posted by MSTRS

To All my Friends & Family:

I am letting you know before you hear it from anyone in the family or on the news (or through the rumour mill) that I have been contacted by a woman who alleges that I am the father of her child.
I do not know whether she wishes to substantiate this by means of a DNA test, however she has sent a photograph of the child, which bears a very strong & undeniable resemblance to me. On the basis of this photographic evidence I have decided to begin paying child support.

Immediately

Thanks mate I needed a bit of a laugh

**SPORK** · 4th July 2005, 18:57

Originally Posted by alarumba

You're nuts

For shame! And your Dad's an english teacher as well...

How easily apostraphes can save the world. Here's a hint, what you meant to type is "You're nuts!"

I won't charge this time.

**Coyote** · 4th July 2005, 19:01

Originally Posted by Spleen

For shame! And your Dad's an english teacher as well...

How easily apostraphes can save the world. Here's a hint, what you meant to type is "You're nuts!"

I won't charge this time.

What a slow arse. Look in the quote box of yours, I had already delt to it.

Stop trying to patronise me and bugger off.

**Torque** · 4th July 2005, 19:09

It must be mistake i am already paying for that child!!!

**SPORK** · 4th July 2005, 19:29

Originally Posted by alarumba

What a slow arse. Look in the quote box of yours, I had already delt to it.

Stop trying to patronise me and bugger off.

Fucker. I hate you.

For the record, the original post by Ala was talking about soemone's nuts.

But, he's 100% cool in my books because of the FriendBear signature!