Names...

[slofox]

I just moved house and thought I should update my electoral roll details.

Got a letter today asking for a signature to new details.

Signed by a lady called Joy Rear.

And I thought "just as well her parents didn't call her Di..."

[c4.]

I just moved house and thought I should update my electoral roll details.

Got a letter today asking for a signature to new details.

Signed by a lady called Joy Rear.

And I thought "just as well her parents didn't call her Di..."

or entha

[Latte]

Guy at work got his bike pinched, and one of the people he was dealing with was called Ami, but the insurance company wasn't.

[Shadows]

I just moved house and thought I should update my electoral roll details.

Got a letter today asking for a signature to new details.

Signed by a lady called Joy Rear.

And I thought "just as well her parents didn't call her Di..."

Spare a thought for her brother, Connor.

[unstuck]

Always wanted to change mine to........HAYWOOD YABLOWME. Got a couple of mates with the surname FREKE, pronounced FREAK. Lots of cops used to think they were taking the piss.

[pzkpfw]

Guy at a place I used to work at was named "John Smith".

Claims to have once been beaten by a cop who thought he was taking the piss.

Later hyphenated it with his Mothers maiden name to make it less of a problem.

"John Fortesque-Smith"

(I made that up, I forget his (now) real name.)

[Goblin]

Couple who owned a photographic shop were Mr and Mrs Flashov.
Our milkman was David Curd.

[Owl]

Our school librarian was named Mary Christmas

[JimO]

there was a dentist in Dunedin called Pain

[Goblin]

Oh there was also a surgeon Dr Hackett.

[yungatart]

...and the plumber's son...Dwayne Pipe

[MSTRS:Me]

Let us not forget the immortal Richard Head.

Some parents should not be allowed to choose their child's name, eh?

[unstuck]

And my teacher at high school MR Wayne Kerr.

[Hurrie]

my old doctor was call Dr. D. Mann

[ynot slow]

Played soccer with a guy named Robert Sole,his name was called out in the team (as others by initial then name)R.Sole.

When younger we rang the pub and asked for Micheal Hunt,could hear bar lady asking for a Micheal Hunt,she said nope not here,mate said "oh shit he answers to Mike Hunt",so she said is Mike Hunt here,the laughter was deafening,and her verbal outburst to us(were listening on 2 phones).

Mum was an office manager and her job entailed collating workers time sheets,they had number and name on them,the system needed number only mainly so guys would add under name,Hugh G Rection,M Mouse,Sum Kunt.