Job wanted

**ManDownUnder** · 1st July 2005, 12:02

ok...

I want suggestion on what I should do... my requirements are:
1) pay of 100k plus - no need to starve y'know
2) fun - must be LOTS of fun
3) allow lots of time for non work stuff too (i.e. keep minimal hours)
4) keep sociable hours...
5) chatting would be nice - maybe include that in the job spec. \
6) coffee too... i like coffe... so coffe AND chatting
7) internet cruising... coffee, chatting and cruising the net

yeah that's about it.

Can I have THAT job please - now... what's it going to be?
MDU

**vifferman** · 1st July 2005, 12:05

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

ok...

I want suggestion on what I should do... my requirements are:
1) pay of 100k plus - no need to starve y'know
2) fun - must be LOTS of fun
3) allow lots of time for non work stuff too (i.e. keep minimal hours)
4) keep sociable hours...
5) chatting would be nice - maybe include that in the job spec. \
6) coffee too... i like coffe... so coffe AND chatting
7) internet cruising... coffee, chatting and cruising the net

yeah that's about it.

Can I have THAT job please - now... what's it going to be?
MDU

Sounds exactly like my job, except that it's all the dweeboids around me incessantly chattering like monkeys.
And I don't get 100k.
And it's almost no fun at all.
And the hours are strictly 8:30 to 5 (or later).

So... it's actually nothing like my job, except for the coffee bit (there's LOTS of cafes near work), and the internetting bit (which is getting a bit old....)

**ManDownUnder** · 1st July 2005, 12:13

Originally Posted by vifferman

Sounds exactly like my job, except that it's all the dweeboids around me incessantly chattering like monkeys.
And I don't get 100k.
And it's almost no fun at all.
And the hours are strictly 8:30 to 5 (or later).

So... it's actually nothing like my job, except for the coffee bit (there's LOTS of cafes near work), and the internetting bit (which is getting a bit old....)

cool - that's one career path ruled out...
*DING* "NEXT!

**chickenfunkstar** · 1st July 2005, 12:22

politician perhaps????

**ManDownUnder** · 1st July 2005, 12:26

Originally Posted by chickenfunkstar

politician perhaps????

HEY COOL!!!!!

Then I could get the little people to pay for my coffee while I go on the telly and shout crap at other people.

hmmm... would be good for the ego too...

**DingDong** · 1st July 2005, 13:37

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

ok...

I want suggestion on what I should do... my requirements are:
1) pay of 100k plus - no need to starve y'know
2) fun - must be LOTS of fun
3) allow lots of time for non work stuff too (i.e. keep minimal hours)
4) keep sociable hours...
5) chatting would be nice - maybe include that in the job spec. \
6) coffee too... i like coffe... so coffe AND chatting
7) internet cruising... coffee, chatting and cruising the net

yeah that's about it.

Can I have THAT job please - now... what's it going to be?
MDU

100k - easy

lots a fun 90% of the time (depends on what your into...

)
non-work stuff - sure no problem

Sociable hours - always

Chatting - part of the job to talk crap

Coffee - when eva u like

The internet could be involved for sure

you can be a man whore

**MSTRS:Me** · 1st July 2005, 15:05

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

ok...

I want suggestion on what I should do... my requirements are:
1) pay of 100k plus - no need to starve y'know
2) fun - must be LOTS of fun
3) allow lots of time for non work stuff too (i.e. keep minimal hours)
4) keep sociable hours...
5) chatting would be nice - maybe include that in the job spec. \
6) coffee too... i like coffe... so coffe AND chatting
7) internet cruising... coffee, chatting and cruising the net

yeah that's about it.

Can I have THAT job please - now... what's it going to be?
MDU

Running dope in & out of Bali. ??

**SuperDave** · 1st July 2005, 15:09

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Running dope in & out of Bali. ??

All good until you get caught, then ya fucked

**MSTRS:Me** · 1st July 2005, 15:11

Originally Posted by SuperDave

All good until you get caught, then ya fucked

Of course - no such thing as ThePerfectJob you know.

**chris** · 1st July 2005, 15:23

Originally Posted by MSTRS

no such thing as ThePerfectJob you know.

Bugger, I've been duped.

**ManDownUnder** · 1st July 2005, 15:30

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Running dope in & out of Bali. ??

Dope running in Bali is the exception to to rule risk and return
normally high risk high return
low risk low return...

EXCEPT IN BALI
High risk NO return(ing)...

yeah but *DING* "NEXT!"

is it

o'clock yet?
MDU

**Wolf** · 1st July 2005, 15:41

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

HEY COOL!!!!!

Then I could get the little people to pay for my coffee while I go on the telly and shout crap at other people.

hmmm... would be good for the ego too...

Politician Suitability Test:

Do you know who your father is?

If you answered "yes" to the above, you are not suitable to become a politician.

**Wolf** · 1st July 2005, 15:48

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Running dope in & out of Bali. ??

Crap - drug running jobs do not have sociable hours - long voyages, all the time required to hide the stuff, enduring cavity searches, meeting up with suppliers and buyers...

Oops, I've revealed too much...