Job wanted

[Big Dave]

I'd offer you mine - but i'm still using it.
Doesn't meet the 100k criteria either, but it is mainly playing with motocycles and computers.

[Ghost Lemur]

politician perhaps????

You've obviously never been up in Balamy's at 11pm. Those guys are freakin workaholics. Yeah they may be having a free feed and a glass of wine etc, but their still doing the business instead of being home with their family's.

My dad was undersecretary for Margret Shields when she was Minister for Customs. Seeing the different gigs his done in his Burracratic career (he a pro, first job out of high school was with Customs, worked his way to be undersecretary then moved onto IRD where he still is), and got to say that's a much better gig. Damn good money, travel, when you get made "redundant" from one position another with a payrise and new job title seems to fall your way. Perks etc aren't as good as they were in my Da's day but still a pretty sweet gig.

[Drunken Monkey]

Sounds like you want to be a Q.C., MDU.
Or possibly a cosmetic surgeon...

[Drew]

I gotta agree with the manwhore thing. But the 100k thing could be a prob if you're a crap shag, and don't look as good as I do, come to think of it, I might just start manwhoring myself.
The other option, is to marry an asian, they pay 60k just for a marriage, if you get em up the duff, they pay more!
Anyhoo, I'm off to buy some gold chains, and cheap aftershave for my new career.