A Tokoroa Police Officer pulled over a pick-up truck owner for a faulty taillight. When the officer approached the driver, the man behind the wheel handed the officer his driver’s license and a firearms license. The officer took all the documents, looked them over and said. "Mr. Macpherson, I see you have a firearms license. Do you have any weapons with you?"

The driver replied, " Yes sir, I have a .357 handgun in a hip holster, a Colt .45 in the glove box and a .22 derringer in my boot."
The officer looked at the driver and asked, "Anything else?"

"Yes sir, I have a Mossberg 500 12 gauge and an AK47 behind the seat."
The officer asked if the man was driving to or from a shooting range and the man said he wasn't so the officer bent over and looked into the driver's face and said "Mr. Macpherson, you're carrying quite a few guns.

May I ask what you are afraid of?"
Mr. Macpherson locked eyes with the officer and calmly answered, "Not a fucking thing."