Free accommodation

[nodrog:Me]

What about if they turn out to be a couple chutney ferrets are they still welcom?

Of course you will be, they like you bro.

[Maha]

Of course you will be, they like you bro.

Should I install cameras?

[cc rider]

Should I install cameras?

You might want to put surveillance on them though...

[Scouse]

Should I install cameras?

Im just worried for you should they liberate some of the chutney while they are doing what they do you may have a pile of sheets to clean

[cc rider]

Im just worried for you should they liberate some of the chutney while they are doing what they do you may have a pile of sheets to clean

Rubber is your friend

[Scouse]

Rubber is your friend

Oh come on now cc I very much doubt that a Condom will negate the posibility of their fine Egyptian cotton sheets reciving a liberal coating of chutney

[Mom]

Oh come on now cc I very much doubt that a Condom will negate the posibility of their fine Egyptian cotton sheets reciving a liberal coating of chutney

I think she meant a rubber sheet

[cc rider]

Oh come on now cc I very much doubt that a Condom will negate the posibility of their fine Egyptian cotton sheets reciving a liberal coating of chutney

First up... a quik

I'm sorry butt I can't get past the use of the word 'chutney'... Ewwww!
Maybe it's being a vegi. Suffice to say I've had a clean-out of the fridge spreadables (poor choice of words... I think not)

Scouse if I was a few thousand miles closer I'd be round your place with a jar of chunkies & a cold butter knife

I think she meant a rubber sheet

Indeed

Boys