What's that bloody smell?

**98tls** · 28th August 2011, 17:43

Went for a ride with a couple of friends yesterday,just a couple of hours round a favourite loop taking in some good back roads and a couple of pubs,heading back to town we had the pleasure of having to avoid 3-4 beer bottles thrown into our lane by a car full of local young fellas

stupid young fellas really as it pays not to shit in your own nest,one of the blokes i was riding with is a sharemilker who recently had to dispose of a cow ie offal pit,strangely enough it turns out that the young fella that owned the car from which the beer bottles came from awoke this morning to find A.. his car in the same place he left it but covered in mud

B.. full to the roof lining with rotten dead cow

Oddly there was also 3 beer bottles left on top of the roof.

From what i heard the smell was pretty bad.

**Mom** · 28th August 2011, 18:09

Fucken HOONS! Need a bullet

Lucky they live some place that acknowledeges (acknowledeges, drunken spelling) dick headiness (drunken spelling, headiness) as a symptom of growing up...

**ajturbo** · 28th August 2011, 18:36

hahahahah....well done!!!

**nallac** · 28th August 2011, 18:39

hehehe good shit..

**\m/** · 28th August 2011, 18:47

Your mate sounds like a funny cunt, I'd like to meet him.

**HQfiend** · 28th August 2011, 18:51

Love it, the power of country justice! Well done that man!

**Maha** · 28th August 2011, 18:52

That really is an offal story...

**meteor** · 28th August 2011, 18:56

Originally Posted by 98tls

...young fella that owned the car from which the beer bottles came from awoke this morning to find ... full to the roof lining with rotten dead cow...From what i heard the smell was pretty bad.

That's absolutely gold that is, well done that man, bloody hilarious!

MD · 28th August 2011, 18:58

Brilliant. Justice served.
What is it with pricks that thinks they have the right to litter anywhere, anytime and expect the rest of the world to clean up after them

**pete376403** · 28th August 2011, 19:04

Your mate doesn't live anywhere near Wellington, does he?

I've got a bunch of teenage shitheads living next door making our (and everyone else nearby) lives living hell. Council noise control won't do anything, Police won't do anything - five separate households called 111 last night about the yelling and screaming and broken glass on the path and road outside. When I enquired this morning as to the result they were "under-resourced and busy last night" ie they didn't even drive past.

Filling their flat with dead cow and offal would be a nice way of giving them the message.

**98tls** · 28th August 2011, 19:09

Originally Posted by pete376403

Your mate doesn't live anywhere near Wellington, does he?

I've got a bunch of teenage shitheads living next door making our (and everyone else nearby) lives living hell. Council noise control won't do anything, Police won't do anything - five separate households called 111 last night about the yelling and screaming and broken glass on the path and road outside. When I enquired this morning as to the result they were "under-resourced and busy last night" ie they didn't even drive past.

Filling their flat with dead cow and offal would be a nice way of giving them the message.

Do it,be warned though cleaning up afterwards a bastard,not to mention its kind of hard on the chainsaw.

Not to mention how hard it is dry retching and laughing at the same time.

**FJRider** · 28th August 2011, 19:33

Originally Posted by 98tls

Went for a ride with a couple of friends yesterday,just a couple of hours round a favourite loop taking in some good back roads and a couple of pubs ....

Good back roads ... connected by some "closed private roads" ... by any chance ... ???