GPs can lick my balls

[awayatc]

I suffered and got no joy from my GP, then I found out how easy it is to cure myself with a $3.90cent bottle of hydrogen peroxide

You became a bottle blond!

Congratulations.......

[scissorhands]

To be perfectly blunt, remove yourself from your GP's role, go and google whatever nonsense that comes your way and treat yourselves if you are that fucking awesome and your GP's are that shit. Heaven knows, most GP practices have waiting lists for patients anyway and someone else can have your spot. Your moaning, bitching arses wont be missed. While you're at it, become doctors too, many of you think you can do a better job.
If you don't find that your GP is providing you with a service you like, move on. No one is forcing you to go to them. However, the same as in business, if you find that you clash with every client/supplier, then maybe they aren't the problem.

I only clash with fucktards. About 1/20 on trademe, appears like a similar ratio here..............

Your right, we should never adjust our own chains. This should only be performed by those properly trained.

Leave it to the experts

[oldrider]

that is fucking bullshit most doctors get into medicine because they do care

True but then they fall under the spell of the main sponsor for their training program, the drug companies! (he who pays the piper calls the tune!)

First thing any GP does after pretending to listen to you, is reach for their drug list book and then prescribes you a drug from it! NEXT!

Pay your $50:00 at the desk on the way out!

Inspiring shit for those who don't demand something better for their money but then, I don't have a community card, so I think about value for money that I spend!

[Usarka]

First thing any GP does after pretending to listen to you, is reach for their drug list book and then prescribes you a drug from it! NEXT!

Funny how GP's never talk about diet eh!

[Crasherfromwayback]

True but then they fall under the spell of the main sponsor for their training program, the drug companies! (he who pays the piper calls the tune!)

First thing any GP does after pretending to listen to you, is reach for their drug list book and then prescribes you a drug from it! NEXT!

Pay your $50:00 at the desk on the way out!

Inspiring shit for those who don't demand something better for their money but then, I don't have a community card, so I think about value for money that I spend!

Funny how GP's never talk about diet eh!

Seriously...you guys both need to get a different Dr. Mine does none of the shit you talk about other than run late, and I can cope with that. I simply ring the receptionist around an hour before my appointment to see how late she's running. Hardly rocket science.

[Crasherfromwayback]

You started it inferring I was a wanker. Wake up if you expect me to take your shit lying down

Actually...you couldn't be more wrong. It was my (obviously bad) attempt at humor that set you off. I wasn't calling you a wanker at all. After reading more of your drivel...I am now though. Nothing funnier than someone that thinks they're way smarter than they actually are. You should stick to adjusting chains.

[jaffaonajappa]

Ahhh funny. I wonder what drew the conspiracy theory Nutters to this thread? Was it the "my balls" portion of the title? But theyre here, alive and well.

Wonder where this thread will head?

Wheres the popcorn?

Anyone that trusts the internet with thier health, wellbeing, and life...is a fucktard.
Using the internet to gain knowledge = clever.
Using the internet to substitute an expert / professional (GP) in their field = Bwahahahaa.

[imdying]

Seriously...you guys both need to get a different Dr. Mine does none of the shit you talk about other than run late, and I can cope with that. I simply ring the receptionist around an hour before my appointment to see how late she's running. Hardly rocket science.

Fuck off with your proactive help yourself bullshit... this isn't the time or place... this is the time to moan moan woe is meeeeeeeeeee

[Crasherfromwayback]

Fuck off with your proactive help yourself bullshit... this isn't the time or place... this is the time to moan moan woe is meeeeeeeeeee

Sorry 'bout that Old Bean.

[Brett]

I only clash with fucktards. About 1/20 on trademe, appears like a similar ratio here..............

Your right, we should never adjust our own chains. This should only be performed by those properly trained.

Leave it to the experts

Infer what you like. You enjoy the smiley that tugs itself, don't you? Do you enjoy giving yourself regular prostate checks too?

[Crasherfromwayback]

Infer what you like. You enjoy the smiley that tugs itself, don't you? Do you enjoy giving yourself regular prostate checks too?

Well even when wanking himself he's still got one free pair of scissors.

[jazfender]

With kneejerk out of the way - I don't understand how anyone in good faith could hate on doctors.

I would hazard that most of the delays are a result of fuckwit patients anyway.

Besides, HI - since when did trivial matters like having to wait a bit longer become more important than the work that they do?

Yeah he saved that dude BUT NOT ON TIME. ASSHOLE.

[Usarka]

Who's the hater?

[Crasherfromwayback]

With kneejerk out of the way - I don't understand how anyone in good faith could hate on doctors.

I would hazard that most of the delays are a result of fuckwit patients anyway.

Besides, HI - since when did trivial matters like having to wait a bit longer become more important than the work that they do?

Yeah he saved that dude BUT NOT ON TIME. ASSHOLE.

Best post here by miles.

[fuknKIWI]

Why are these fuckwits always late.

Don't give me the "oh but there's emergencies" bollox, every single frucken time I go I have to wait half an hour, last time I was the arrogant pricks first appointment after lunch. I bet he was jerking off while sniffing some old biddy's stool sample. Once in a while is fine, but every fucking time a coconut.

Every other company you pay $150/hr has worked out the art of resource scheduling and levelling. How many of us can keep customers waiting for 1/2 an hour and say "oh sorry I had an emergency" every time we see them.

Doctors can suck arse biscuit.

oh well you had to ask, looks might have been able to explain...
it's your choice go to the Dr or treat yourself...
now to see what other replies you got/deserved...
I'm the black sheep from a medical family...walk a mile in their shoes before you get back on your soapbox whinger