You have a bad attitude woman

[Mom]

Imortal words, and one of the last sentences my ex-husband said to me. I laughed back then and today I laughed again, not because I heard the words, but because the behaviour I met reminded me of the reason I was called out on my attitude all those years ago

Men being overbearing twats make me laugh, say what you have to, but leave the standover, superior attitude at home. If I am not being confrontational, dont be a cock. Today I really earned my restraint patch for not actually laughing out loud (within hearing), and controlling my Cheshire Cat grin in the face of the reason I had a grin a mile wide.

I paid some speed tax on the way home tonight, you would have thought I did it to deliberately upset this plod judging by his attitude to me. His pursed lips and tut-tutting attitude, coupled with wide open eyes when he revealed how fast I was going His constant warning to stay in my vehicle (yes in the poxy car, my ankle has decided I cant wear my boots the last couple of days) and finally shoving a breath testing device into my face so fast, and without warning, I actually recoilled from it, gave me a few moments of mirth.

I did not see him

It was a totally fair cop and I have no problem with the ticket, I own my speed

I actually sped up if you please, to get past a car that I knew was going to crawl well under the limit all the way from there to home.

First thing I saw was this plod waving frantically to the car ahead of me to go faster! GO FASTER! Which he did I might add. I went to follow him thinking all hell was about to let loose...

When I got the "TREATMENT". He practically leapt out in front of me, pointing at me and then to the roadside! Doing these amazing arm rotations. Far out So I let him know I was going to stop and not run

"Any idea how fast you were going coming down the hill?"

"You were lucky I turned off the radar when you hit the 80kph sign"

Silence from me while thinking, you are only 50 odd metres past that and I am pretty sure we get an opportunity to slow down past the signs, and I was not going fast coming down the hill at all, must have been a bit over though

"100 kph" says me.

His eyes about popped open, they were so wide! He turned his hand held radar to my face and showed me the unbelieveable speed of 114kph

Ok, so I am done!


He does all his recordings and observations, goes to his car and prints me off a ticket. He returns and that is when he shoves this black thing in my face without warning, asking me to count to 10. I considered being a bit flippant and saying chance would be a slim thing at this hour of the night, but counted like the good gal I am, I had already worked out his sense of humour was faulty. He made no comment on the result, apart from shoving the display back in my face. "NO ALCOHOL".


So, I am about to become $80 poorer and earn 20 points on my license - deserved.

I dont thing Maha's people can help me in this instance, but they are tempted to make a comment about the attitude of this plod. Treat as you find would be my advice. This encounter with plod has done nothing for my opinion of local HP plod. I have a bad attitude

[FJRider]

You weren't wearing your Fuck the Police T-shirt ... ??? ... were you ???

[blue rider]

well what was you thinking women........
uppity women must learn to be polite, obedient and whats the word.....subservient.....




hahahahahahahahaha

btw. i have been given a pressie today to give you tomorrow....funny its a pig in a tutu.



its in german, but you should understand it......

[Newbi]

What a fucken wanker......... That is all

[Edbear]

You should have given him the sweetest smile and asked, "Had a bad day, love?"

[Mom]

You should have given him the sweetest smile and asked, "Had a bad day, love?"

You have no idea how tempted I was to let my personality loose. I opted for the sit tight and shut up option. He was that uptight I could have ended up in JAIL


Still I am all happy. I have been saying the last few days I need to be carefull, as my throttle wrist is a bit out of practice. I may or may have not found myself in excess of the open road limit once on Millie since I started commuting again. I never expected to get pinged in the poxy car


Am happy to pay this speed tax, albeit a surprising place and way to cop it.

[Tigadee]

You have no idea how tempted I was to let my personality loose....

...and said "Laxatives not working, aye? "

[tigertim20]

rant rage periods pms psychotic woman ramblings

Hmmm, anti man and anti cop - I guess you arent into getting handcuffed then huh?

wah wah wah a cop dared to do his fucking job, a fellow I used to work with got done last month, 9am in the morning, twice the limit, driving a fully loaded class 4 truck. was his fourth time. doesnt matter the time of day.
you got pulled over, so did thousands of others, but they arent on here bitching that all men are cunts and pigs have shit attitudes wah wah wah fucking wah.

[DrunkenMistake]

So your friend got caught drink driving, a fully loaded truck...at 9am?.. A busy time?.. for a forth time?...

This is the very reason why we need Tougher laws, and repercussions

[Mom]

Hmmm, anti man and anti cop - I guess you arent into getting handcuffed then huh?

Anti man?

Happily married.

Anti cop?

Not at all, I have friends that are cops.

Not into handcuffs?

Not unless they are fluffy and associted with a bit of adult fun in the bedroom.

rant rage periods pms psychotic woman ramblings

Rant? Not really, but I had to start this somewhere, this seemed the best forum;

Rage? You have obviously never seen rage

Period? Full stop, or menstrual cycle? Which ever neither apply here;

PMS? See above;

Psychotic *sic? I have not been chotic for weeks;

Woman? Absolutely!

Ramblings? See Rant

[Oakie]

Not into handcuffs?
Not unless they are fluffy and associted with a bit of adult fun in the bedroom.

Our 3 year old grandaughter ran out into the lounge with ours once... I mean some that a guest must have left. Highly entertaining infront of her mother ... our daughter. Could have been worse though I suppose.

[tigertim20]

So your friend got caught drink driving, a fully loaded truck...at 9am?.. A busy time?.. for a forth time?...

This is the very reason why we need Tougher laws, and repercussions

No, a fella I used to work with - mr McGarry is not and never has been a friend of mine - he was an arrogant cunt - and thats saying something coming from me

yup its a worry - he got puled over in Oamaru and breath tested. He had just driven from christchurch when he got pulled over. fucking scary thought, a battering ram that big with a drunkard behind the wheel. yep, fourth time in ten years or less.

he has been known to drink 6 cans of piss while driving from alex/cromwell to dunedin - his employers do fuckall about it even though they know damned well hes doing it. more than one conviction has been while he has been with this same company.

Id be surprised if he doesnt do time for this one. I hope he fucking does.

[FJRider]

Hmmm, anti man and anti cop - I guess you arent into getting handcuffed then huh?

wah wah wah a cop dared to do his fucking job, a fellow I used to work with got done last month, 9am in the morning, twice the limit, driving a fully loaded class 4 truck. was his fourth time. doesnt matter the time of day.
you got pulled over, so did thousands of others, but they arent on here bitching that all men are cunts and pigs have shit attitudes wah wah wah fucking wah.

Up here in central, with Queenstown just round a few corners. All manner of idiots ... with little understanding of the language .... Let alone the road rules .... come daily to sample the view. Said plod can often display the short temper. And before anybody say they should always be polite to the "client" ... we should always be polite to them too. (it may save you a few $$$ too ...)

I guess thats why they get paid the big bucks.

[blue rider]

this I don't understand,

one can be drink driving a lot....many many times, get found out over and over again and still keep the license?

how can this be?


all errors mine...

[Mom]

Could have been worse though I suppose.

I vividly recall a Christmas morning, my Mom, my children and a wonderful man I was going to spend the rest of my life with.

A photo had been taken weeks beforehand. Someone was naked, and was persuaded to have her picture taken because, it was all in silohette, you cant see a thing, honestly...

When I opened this present and saw what it was, I hesitated.

Mom asked me what he had given me...

My kids asked the same question...

Yes, you guessed it. I had opened an enlarged version of the original, framed and gift wrapped

Dont you talk about worse