Rossi is a coming

[Kiwi Graham:Me]

I think "self abuse" is the term your groping for (pun intended)

although I don't see how applying oil to something and polishing it lovingly can be termed abuse - it is just more fun if someone else does it for you

Why contract the work out if you can achieve similar results yourself

[wharfy]

Why contract the work out if you can achieve similar results yourself

I usually try to avoid "contracting out" that job - I prefer a "contra deal"

[Mental Trousers]

Why contract the work out if you can achieve similar results yourself

Remove a couple of ribs and you could be total self sufficient