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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad-V2 View Post
    I'd like to see them try that shit with me! they wouldn't have got any more work done that day.

    Wank wank blah blah

    Yep I'd be off to court.
    Yes you would - resisting arrest etc. Moron
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    Quote Originally Posted by oneofsix View Post
    what was the offense?
    Not sure but it was his cellphone that was used to coordinate the race.

    The driver of the other car died.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    This is fun
    All fun aside, could the pillion be ticketed? and demerited? PM me if you don't want to spoil the thread.

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    Don't have her ticket in front of me, will post the infringement verbatium tonight. She needs to contest in writing, so I'll update events as they appear..

    As for questioning the Validity of the tale.. oh dear..

    So the more smiles the higher the BS factor? excellent.

    least this turn into a

    when we should be

    Which brings me to another point, so I actually have to Physically Hand in my Licence ? so not only can i not ride, but I run the risk of not being able to buy Beer?... sometimes, after a shave.... if i'm lucky...
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    They send a civilian to your house, and they ask for you, if your retarded enough and say your you, they then take your license.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrunkenMistake View Post
    They send a civilian to your house, and they ask for you, if your retarded enough and say your you, they then take your license.

    And if you're not honest (retarded?) and later on if unlucky you get caught riding/driving you lose your licence at the side of the road.....oh my, how THAT can take the grin of a chaps face! (And it's not like that cop would ever know you were "Wanted for Service of Suspension Notice' oh no, surely not....)

    So you wait until the cop has gone then sneak off home with your bike/car and bugger me, if there isn't a bloody sneaky cop just around the corner waiting for you - so now your bike/car is impounded and it's off to court for you my lad, bugger, that REALLY takes the edge off your day eh! Goodness life can suck at times....

    Of course if you're 'Born Lucky' (tm) you don't have any of the above happen to you - ever. (and we're all born lucky, right?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    And if you're not honest (retarded?) and later on if unlucky you get caught riding/driving you lose your licence at the side of the road.....oh my, how THAT can take the grin of a chaps face!

    So you wait until the cop has gone then sneak off home with your bike/car and bugger me, if there isn't a bloody sneaky cop just around the corner waiting for you - so now your bike/car is impounded and it's off to court for you my lad, bugger, that REALLY takes the edge off your day eh! Goodness life can suck at times....

    Of course if you're 'Born Lucky' (tm) you don't have any of the above happen to you - ever. (and we're all born lucky, right?)
    Fuck sake Scummy, You ruined it for later on!

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    And if you're not honest (retarded?) and later on if unlucky you get caught riding/driving you lose your licence at the side of the road.....oh my, how THAT can take the grin of a chaps face! (And it's not like that cop would ever know you were "Wanted for Service of Suspension Notice' oh no, surely not....)

    So you wait until the cop has gone then sneak off home with your bike/car and bugger me, if there isn't a bloody sneaky cop just around the corner waiting for you - so now your bike/car is impounded and it's off to court for you my lad, bugger, that REALLY takes the edge off your day eh! Goodness life can suck at times....

    Of course if you're 'Born Lucky' (tm) you don't have any of the above happen to you - ever. (and we're all born lucky, right?)
    that was a bit of a side track He only wants to retain the plastic photo id instead of having to now buy an 18+ card he wasn't going to drive

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    Quote Originally Posted by schrodingers cat View Post
    Yes you would - resisting arrest etc. Moron
    Who said I was resisting!!!!! I haven't even been pulled over today.
    And you called me a moron

    Fucken old git....

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    Still no picture of this ticket.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad-V2 View Post
    You can't give someone demerits for a driving offense when they were not driving.
    Really? I've seen someone loose there licence for refusing a blood alcohol test when they weren't even driving
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    Really? I've seen someone loose there licence for refusing a blood alcohol test when they weren't even driving
    What if the passenger doesn't have a licence?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    Really? I've seen someone loose there licence for refusing a blood alcohol test when they weren't even driving
    woo.. that's another thread.. I imagine they could arrest you for not compling to "whatever the cop feels like" , but straight up loss of licence? nasty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones View Post
    What if the passenger doesn't have a licence?

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    So you wait until the cop has gone then sneak off home with your bike/car and bugger me, if there isn't a bloody sneaky cop just around the corner waiting for you - so now your bike/car is impounded and it's off to court for you my lad, bugger, that REALLY takes the edge off your day eh! Goodness life can suck at times....
    With entrapment tactics like that its no wonder the public has such a low opinion of the constabulary...
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