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  1. 1st July 2005, 09:33 #1
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    confession time

    To All my Friends & Family:

    I am letting you know before you hear it from anyone in the family or on the news (or through the rumour mill) that I have been contacted by a woman who alleges that I am the father of her child.
    I do not know whether she wishes to substantiate this by means of a DNA test, however she has sent a photograph of the child, which bears a very strong & undeniable resemblance to me. On the basis of this photographic evidence I have decided to begin paying child support.


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    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
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    The kid's a tripod...
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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    jesus hes not even a bleck .. bad taste humor.

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    lol most full grown men are crying right now...

    *what about me it isn't fair*
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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme
    lol most full grown men are crying right now...

    Oi, ive got no problems in that area thankyou! *cries in the corner*
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    What's the joke?
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    Quote Originally Posted by alarumba
    What's the joke?
    lol really?
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

    Quote Originally Posted by DingDong
    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme
    lol really?
    It's the kids nose right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by alarumba
    It's the kids nose right?
    I bet that baby has more pubic hair than you

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    Quote Originally Posted by alarumba
    It's the kids nose right?
    That made me fall off my chair it was so beautiful!

    *First post in a week from me (have to read through 5,000 new posts. I'm 100% serious)*
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    damn baby photos.. I told my mum not to send them around.. I'm *so* embarrased.. sorry people
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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    damn baby photos.. I told my mum not to send them around.. I'm *so* embarrased.. sorry people
    Yeah, it's definately the nose isn't it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by alarumba
    Yeah, it's definately the nose isn't it?
    what can I say....???
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    Quote Originally Posted by bugjuice
    what can I say....???
    I'll be able to think of a million witty retorts for that the next day when it's too late
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