I have it on good authority they use it against colds... And i would prefer it if you called it "ebil", it seems more contextually appropriate then.Originally Posted by Hitcher
Rest In Peace
I have it on good authority they use it against colds... And i would prefer it if you called it "ebil", it seems more contextually appropriate then.
Deus ex ukulele
I have it on good authority they use it to stop jet fuel freezing. It tastes like paraffin. Srsly.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Rest In Peace
And you sir, might need to harden up then... For one of my very best gf (who is 5" nothing and gorgeous), also happens to be czech and downs the stuff like its milk.
Mind you, she also drinks red wine mixed with Coke... Its an acquired taste, but its notbad.
Rider
Is she single? And under 50?
Rest In Peace
Yes, and yes... she's indeed a catch.
Real question is, are YOU good enough for her?
Rider
Yep. For a night, perhaps two......but after that I usually get caught out. And then the missus goes Nuts. So....probably notYes, and yes... she's indeed a catch.
Real question is, are YOU good enough for her?
Rest In Peace
Lolz... Damn, ran out of bling for you!Yep. For a night, perhaps two......but after that I usually get caught out. And then the missus goes Nuts. So....probably not
Deus ex ukulele
No wonder she's only 5 foot zip.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Bogeyman
It's a peculiarly Slavic form of self-flagilation.
I used to bunker Russian fishing ships. Tradition had it that the oil company rep, the bunker crew and the Master or the Bosun signed the required documents on board and sealed the deal with a glass of Vodka. All that bullshit about genuine Vodka needing to be chilled stems from the fact that traditional Russian Vodka is such that if it's warm enough to taste you can't actually choke it down.
On one particular occasion I had Charlie with me, the foreman in charge of the shore crew. Charlie was a long time confirmed teetotal. The Master was a confirmed traditionalist and alcoholic, (a required condition for the job). I tried chugging Charlie’s glass on his behalf. The Master sat there looking at Charlie, absolutely unmoved. We all sat there in fact for over an hour, until I finally convinced Charlie that unless he drank that Vodka we would sit there until hell froze.
Reckons he can taste it to this day.
Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon
Bogeyman
Bourbon slushies!!!
Jim Beam green label and snow!
Fooking excellent fence building and skiing accompaniment.
Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon
$1,101,806
Slavic Cocktails....don't talk to me about Slavic Cocktails....Back in the day the Russian antifreeze we used at the mine was alchol based...and at the time a blind eye was turned to the odd bottle of Vodka on site, so no worries.
Then came our version of OH&S and there was a strick alchol ban introduced and enforced....about the same time we switched to an ethelyne Glycol based Anti freeze.
One morning not soon after the switch...7 dead and 3 in the medical center critical....and not one of the remaining three would admit what they had drank because they did not want to lose their job....Duh
Then there were two....then there was one.... who finally had the logic to decide he would happily lose his job if in meant not losing his life, so he spilled the story....too late.
10 dead drinking a Slavic cocktail of cordial and Ethelyne Glycol.
one placenta
...apart from the bourbon bit, it all seems cool...
Invisible up close
Technically not a cocktail but great fun if you're on the slopes.
Snow Gin
After a fresh snow fall (or during, it's just fresh snow is essential) scoop snow into tall glass, pour Slow gin down the centre of the snow in glass. Observe the deep purple colour at the bottom of the glass and how it rises up the sides. Drink at your leisure. Repeat till the lifts open
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.
One hell of a ride.
Are you on the l-evel?
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