Str8 Jacket Broken Arse - Summary of my weekend at Roy's Hill

**Clivoris** · 4th July 2011, 19:51

Originally Posted by James Deuce

I paid you good money to run over Clivoris. Take my sponsor stickers off please, I don't think our arrangement is going to work out.

Bwahaha. Kei whea te aroha? Great poem too Malc. Is Sam Hunt your Dad?

**Kendog** · 4th July 2011, 19:55

Originally Posted by koba

Hels had a............
..........black arse!

Best bucket write up ever, well done.

**Str8 Jacket** · 4th July 2011, 19:57

Originally Posted by Kendog

Best bucket write up ever, well done.

It's cool eh! He just read it to me, gave me a much needed laugh!

**Str8 Jacket** · 4th July 2011, 19:57

Originally Posted by James Deuce

I paid you good money to run over Clivoris. Take my sponsor stickers off please, I don't think our arrangement is going to work out.

Hows about I give you photo's of my arse.....

**NSR143** · 4th July 2011, 20:12

Originally Posted by grantnz

This is a leg, swollen, colour black and blue. Stabbed by FXR footpeg.Haven't had my arse done yet, but knowing some of the people I race with, it won't be long in coming...

Some of the most dangerous people you ride with can be found in the mirror!!

**merv** · 4th July 2011, 20:21

Originally Posted by NSR143

Some of the most dangerous people you ride with can be found in the mirror!!

Haha time to put mirrors on race bikes. Even MotoGP sure needs them when Semenjelly is out on track.

**James Deuce** · 4th July 2011, 20:24

Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket

Hows about I give you photo's of my arse.....

It's a dream come true! I always wanted a picture of Koba!

**GirrlRacer** · 4th July 2011, 20:28

Originally Posted by koba

Hels had a fun day at the track.
She worked hard at getting her mojo back.

Race one, she was battling for third,
Down went Clive, he dropped like a turd,
Hels tried hard to not run him over,
but ended up sampling some local clover.

The first red flag at Roys Hill,
Was the result of this wee spill.
Hels was straight back out,
despite her calf taking quite a clout,
this time mounted on number eleven,
offered up by Crock like a gift from heaven.

She went very well in the next few races,
faster than expected by the look on some faces.
The corners and passes kept flowing,
Her confidence was rapidly growing.

In the last race of the day,
she went too far and and chucked it away,
in the tracks fastest corner, she found the limit,
went in too fast and managed to bin it!

From the low-side she slid on her backside,
which got a great whack as she crossed to the track-side.

Soon she was surrounded by lots of worried mates,
but to the joy of all, humour is one of her traits.
After the mornings convo on Rainey,
It was decided an Ambo was brainy.
As we waited for the medical truck,
in hindsight - she was as funny as...

Her Morphine level the Ambo' kept tweaking,
by the end of the trip he was amazed she was speaking!

She was far from in a daze,
she kept good humour 'till she got her X-rays,
the prospect of being kept in the ward for the night,
got her arguing with all of her might.

As our good friends had sorted the van,
going home that night became the new plan.
So home we trundled in the middle of the night,
against the pain, she put up a long fight.

Next day off work, she got a call on the phone:
"Hawkes Bay Hospital here, you broke your tail bone!"

Now I know, if I'm not helpful and careful,
I'm not dbound for a nagging ear-full,
but I know for sure, that with her usual class,
she'll turn around and tell me; to kiss her black arse!

hahaha love it

. heal up well hels, hope it doesnt take too long

**koba** · 4th July 2011, 20:59

Originally Posted by Clivoris

Bwahaha. Kei whea te aroha? Great poem too Malc. Is Sam Hunt your Dad?

Naa, my Dad would kick his arse.

**all4A50s** · 5th July 2011, 07:42

Nice poem. Done something similar at Kaitoke. Recommend one of those ring cushions and drugs, lots of drug.

**yungatart** · 5th July 2011, 07:53

Originally Posted by grantnz

This is a leg, swollen, colour black and blue. Stabbed by FXR footpeg.Haven't had my arse done yet, but knowing some of the people I race with, it won't be long in coming...

Is that from Sunday? Shee-it! No wonder you couldn't get up! Arnica is your friend

Heal well, Hels, btw, I was the first broken arse (not that I broke my arse, but somehow I ended up with that for a thread title..

**sinfull** · 5th July 2011, 07:59

Originally Posted by koba

to kiss her black arse!

Carefull Malc, they say once you've gone black you'll never go back !!

Bummer hells Pfff scuse the bum pun ! Butt

good on ya for going hard out, you'll be bak

**grantnz** · 5th July 2011, 08:17

Originally Posted by yungatart

Is that from Sunday? Shee-it! No wonder you couldn't get up! Arnica is your friend

No, just an example of what black and blue looks like to apease those calling for pics of her arse.
That was from last Oct buckets.

**yungatart** · 5th July 2011, 08:21

Originally Posted by grantnz

Originally Posted by yungatart

Is that from Sunday? Shee-it! No wonder you couldn't get up! Arnica is your friend

No, just an example of what black and blue looks like to apease those calling for pics of her arse.
That was from last Oct buckets.

Oh, all good then. Actually I can understand those who are calling for pics...I've been quite close to her barely clad arse and I can indeed confirm it is worthy....