Str8 Jacket Broken Arse - Summary of my weekend at Roy's Hill

**F5 Dave** · 5th July 2011, 09:40

Oh dear Hels. Get well soon.

Mal, you must be getting used to making that trip home avoiding the bumps.

First red flag? Doesn't surprise me. When I broke my clavicle there (trying to avoid someone, hmm.. . .) I managed to stupor off the track to the outside of the corner & the dumbarse marshall was beckoning me to run over to the inside of the track. It was as much as I could do to prop myself against a bale so I waved my working arm in protest to moving. So he waved me over more furiously. Some people need a wake up call. I'm actually fukn hurt! I thought at him, but even though I'm telekinetic, he must have been hard of telekinhearing.

**Str8 Jacket** · 5th July 2011, 13:05

This is as close as anyone will get to see pics of my arse!!
Imagine this: My right butt cheek completely black right up and across to the base of my tailbone and looks like someone has shoved a soccer ball up it.

**kiwifruit** · 5th July 2011, 13:46

Get well soon Helen

**Deano** · 5th July 2011, 13:56

Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket

This is as close as anyone will get to see pics of my arse!!
Imagine this: My right butt cheek completely black right up and across to the base of my tailbone and looks like someone has shoved a soccer ball up it.

Shame it's your right buttock or we could call you lefty !!

Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket

I just was going to fast and I ran out of tyre.

Another great reason to hang off more and start getting your knee down. It gives you an opportunity to pick it back up.

**Str8 Jacket** · 5th July 2011, 14:44

Originally Posted by Deano

Another great reason to hang off more and start getting your knee down. It gives you an opportunity to pick it back up.

Yep, it's unfortunate but I know I need to 'slow down' and learn some technique in order to get faster without the dramatics!!

**richban** · 10th July 2011, 17:36

Sux man. Hope it is feeling better now. Was it a crap tyre thing or just a 2 keen thing. I know I had some painful crashes riding on substandard rubber. Now I just have really fast speculator crashes on good rubber. ummmm no lessons there. Carry on.

**Arronduke** · 10th July 2011, 17:44

Originally Posted by merv

Haha time to put mirrors on race bikes. Even MotoGP sure needs them when Semenjelly is out on track.

Man that look sore...actually evrything looks sore...

Been thinking about mirrors.... maybe this will do...

http://www.4kamvu.com/bikeeye_wirele...iew_camera.htm

and only $266... + freight

**Str8 Jacket** · 10th July 2011, 18:50

Originally Posted by richban

Sux man. Hope it is feeling better now. Was it a crap tyre thing or just a 2 keen thing. I know I had some painful crashes riding on substandard rubber. Now I just have really fast speculator crashes on good rubber. ummmm no lessons there. Carry on.

Arrgh, I was riding too fast for my abilities. Good learning curve. Would rather have done it on the go kart track than going faster at the "bigger track". Just felt stink as a) was riding a borrowed bike and b) held everyone up at the end of the day whilst I lazed about waiting for an ambulance.

UPDATE:
Pain has got worse as the week has gone on. I have a massive fluid build up which is causing alot of the pain and the bruises continue to keep growing up and across my bum.

All I can say is; Thank god for arnica!!

**Gone Burger** · 10th July 2011, 18:56

Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket

UPDATE:
Pain has got worse as the week has gone on. I have a massive fluid build up which is causing alot of the pain and the bruises continue to keep growing up and across my bum.

All I can say is; Thank god for arnica!!

Not at all good miss! I take it this means more time off work? Hope you can keep Mondays appoinment! Far out, sucks to be sitting here not able to help you out. Hope you do have plenty of help on tap and on offer.

**Str8 Jacket** · 10th July 2011, 19:00

Originally Posted by Katiepie

Not at all good miss! I take it this means more time off work? Hope you can keep Mondays appoinment! Far out, sucks to be sitting here not able to help you out. Hope you do have plenty of help on tap and on offer.

Yeah, have doc appointment tomorrow morn, where I hope to get some relief from the fluid - just got to be careful as near my operation site (blah blah).... Have job interview an hour after that and will stand if necessary, I have already postponed it from last Weds!! I am OK though, could be much much worse!!

**Kickaha** · 10th July 2011, 19:03

I had a very similar bruising injury about 18 months ago after getting run into after a bucket crash and it is still a bit tender and slightly swollen, took 3 months to even become 1/2 way normal

**Gone Burger** · 10th July 2011, 19:11

Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket

Yeah, have doc appointment tomorrow morn, where I hope to get some relief from the fluid - just got to be careful as near my operation site (blah blah).... Have job interview an hour after that and will stand if necessary, I have already postponed it from last Weds!! I am OK though, could be much much worse!!

Your appointment at hospital tomorrow? Good luck, hope you DO get some relief from the fluid. And the very best of luck for the interview! Im sure they will be very understanding. Go get 'em. Heading into the hospital myself tomorrow for results.

**yungatart** · 11th July 2011, 08:02

Originally Posted by Kickaha

I had a very similar bruising injury about 18 months ago after getting run into after a bucket crash and it is still a bit tender and slightly swollen, took 3 months to even become 1/2 way normal

I'm sure Hels wants to read that...

Good luck with your appointments, girl!

**Str8 Jacket** · 11th July 2011, 13:47

Originally Posted by yungatart

I'm sure Hels wants to read that...

Good luck with your appointments, girl!

Cheers, my GP is useless so I have no idea why I thought I was actually going to feel better after seeing her. She didn't want to remove the fluid but will send me to the hospital if it's still there next week *sigh*. Another week off work.