WTF! A thread about I can't understand my wife

[Maha]

no not at all - I think Eddie may have been refering to her rapier sharp wit and ability to bring out an "implied facepalm" at will

....yes that can bring down even the manliest of men...

[FJRider]

Actually not a bad idea,one of her mates has huge saddlebags,set her up on a stool chest out and alls good,might even offer to stand under em myself "raindrops keep falling on my head"

Warning ..... some natural leathers stretch when it gets wet ... if those "saddle bags" are full ...

[Gremlin]

You're on a hiding to nothing.

1. Stop trying to understand her
2. Say "Yes Dear"
3. Enjoy your happy life

[young1]

I got myself a new one, she is a Hawkes Bay girl (she thinks us blokes in the Naki are civilized) you can't go wrong!

[98tls]

I got myself a new one, she is a Hawkes Bay girl (she thinks us blokes in the Naki are civilized) you can't go wrong!

Congrats,considering your from the naki must be weird having a missus with only 2 nipples.

[Eddieb]

no not at all - I think Eddie may have been refering to her rapier sharp wit and ability to bring out an "implied facepalm" at will

Yep, thats the one.

[FJRider]

I got myself a new one, she is a Hawkes Bay girl (she thinks us blokes in the Naki are civilized) you can't go wrong!

Don't take this the wrong way .... but ... I think she's just being polite ...

[nzspokes]

Got rid of mine. To much bother. Wouldnt let me have a bike or a life.

Now Ive got a bike and a hot girlfriend.

Happy times......

[allycatz]

So you didnt get her a nice little waitress frock for her b'day to serve the beers at half time???

[hellokitty]

I gave up going in the garage years ago - there is an area at the front where my bike is, and any further than that, I don't want to know.... too many bits of stuff that I have no idea what they are. The last time I went back there I knocked an arrangement of bits on the floor - I legged it pretty fast! As long as they stay in the garage and don't come into the house I am happy.
But, we have had bits of engine and body parts on the dining table but as it was my Dad's that my husband was fixing, I ignored it.

I thought the stick was a great idea to turn the light on with - must see if I can get one so I don't have to get too close to the spiders in my garage!

I have adopted a policy of blissful ignorance. Your wife should try it - it works quite well.

[hellokitty]

Got rid of mine. To much bother. Wouldnt let me have a bike or a life.

Now Ive got a bike and a hot girlfriend.

Happy times......

I shopped around a bit to find a man who thought me learning to ride was a great idea..... I actually think he was more excited than me when I got my full license!
You can't have a partner who won't let you have a bike! Hell, there are so many worse hobbies a man could have...

[Shadows]

There's no way of understanding women because the psychotic and schizophrenic are notoriously unpredictable

[hellokitty]

There's no way of understanding women because the psychotic and schizophrenic are notoriously unpredictable

throw in some hormones and it gets confusing

[FJRider]

I shopped around a bit to find a man who thought me learning to ride was a great idea..... I actually think he was more excited than me when I got my full license!
You can't have a partner who won't let you have a bike! Hell, there are so many worse hobbies a man could have...

Did he then fit the single seat on HIS bike ... ???

One of the WORST one's ... is another woman ...

[hellokitty]

Did he then fit the single seat on HIS bike ... ???

One of the WORST one's ... is another woman ...

I would rather he drool over his race bike than another woman.
He didn't have a road bike when I met him and I don't do pillion, never have, never will.