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    A rat never stops growing

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    Quote Originally Posted by fuknKIWI View Post
    A rat never stops growing
    Ya reckon?
    My old rat, Arthur, he lived to a smidge before 5 years and he was normal sized.
    Domestic or wild? I know wild ones get pretty beast...
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    1 out of every 7 dwarfs are grumpy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scuba_Steve View Post
    6/ there is technically no word in the english language to describe those who prefer fucking people of the same sex
    Dangerous Bastard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nothingflash View Post
    1 out of every 7 dwarfs are grumpy
    Although 6 out of 7 are not Happy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackshear View Post
    Ya reckon?
    My old rat, Arthur, he lived to a smidge before 5 years and he was normal sized.
    Domestic or wild? I know wild ones get pretty beast...
    Think he ment a rats teeth never stop growing, which is fact.
    Thats why they have to keep gnawing shit.

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    There is not one word to describe people from New Zealand.

    E.G>.

    From Scotland you are Scottish
    From England you are English
    From America you are american.
    From japan you are japanese
    And so on..........

    They can all say, 'I am English" or "I am Australian" etc

    What do we say?? I am New Zealandish??? NewZealandese?? NewZealandian??

    We have to put the word "a" in front of us and say we are a New Zealander.

    been racking my brain for ages and can't think of another country with the same issue. There probly are some but my brain is quite small.
    I mentioned vegetables once, but I think I got away with it...........

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    I'm curious. Is this incorrect or unacceptable to New Zealanders?

    Demonym = New Zealander, Kiwi (colloquial)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Think he ment a rats teeth never stop growing, which is fact.
    Thats why they have to keep gnawing shit.
    Ah yeah that's what I meant...

    Quote Originally Posted by Vacquer0 View Post
    I'm curious. Is this incorrect or unacceptable to New Zealanders?

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    fuknOATH it is a good way to describe us
    Proud to be a Kiwi & a Pakeha

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    What is a "Pakeha". Haven't heard that yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vacquer0 View Post
    What is a "Pakeha". Haven't heard that yet.
    Pakeha is "in common usage, but many have difficulty in defining its meaning. From early records it is clear that the term was used in New Zealand before 1815 to mean ‘white person’. Initially a Pakeha was that person who came from England, and settled or worked in New Zealand. With time, Pakeha was the fair-skinned person who was born in New Zealand. Later the term was even more general. It was applied to all fair-skinned people in New Zealand, no matter what their ancestry or place of birth"

    Defining ‘Maori’ allows for a reference point when discussing Pakeha, its origins and meaning in today’s society. The Maori used the word to describe themselves, as opposed to the ‘different’, European settlers, during the nineteenth century, and the Europeans in turn adopted it. Before the time of the arrival of Europeans, Maori had no name for themselves as a nation, only a number of tribal names" ... ‘Maori’ as a derivative "from ‘tangata maori’ meaning ordinary people" referring to the "descendants of the country’s first Polynesian immigrants".

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    Quote Originally Posted by JMemonic View Post
    Huh we have three official languages, English, Maori, and New Zealand Sign language, I dont think it has to be legislated as an official language when the documents are published in it.
    There's no such thing as "New Zealand Sign Language".

    @ Woodman, you are NOT Scottish if you hail from Scotland. You are Scots. Call them Scottish ONLY if your mother can sew. Also - New Caledonia. (Wonders if anyone can see what he did there?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    There's no such thing as "New Zealand Sign Language".

    @ Woodman, you are NOT Scottish if you hail from Scotland. You are Scots. Call them Scottish ONLY if your mother can sew. Also - New Caledonia. (Wonders if anyone can see what he did there?)
    Hey, nice dress - will do it too.

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