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  1. 5th July 2005, 14:34 #1
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    Here's One For The Girls!!

    Okay, so im having a slow day! Just thought everyone needed a bit of a laugh with all the events that have taken place recently . . .

    A woman once said that a man is like a deck of cards . . . . you need:

    A Heart to love him

    A Diamond to marry him

    A Club to smash his fucken head in

    A Spade to bury the bastard.
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    OUCH!!


    Oh well - if we really must have a thread just to please da wimmin...

    NOT WORK SAFE - NUDE THINGIES
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    This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:

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    You Frog Fucker
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff
    OUCH!!


    NOT WORK SAFE - NUDE THINGIES
    Goddamn it, see its warnings like this that let my curiosity get the better of me
    Just had to look didn't I . . . .
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    JEES BIFF!!!!!!


    Nice one - very funny!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket
    Goddamn it, see its warnings like this that let my curiosity get the better of me
    Just had to look didn't I . . . .
    lol me too and on a work computer no less
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

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    Great little poke from the ladies


    Bloody nice reply from the blokes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket
    Okay, so im having a slow day! Just thought everyone needed a bit of a laugh with all the events that have taken place recently . . .

    A woman once said that a man is like a deck of cards . . . . you need:

    A Heart to love him

    A Diamond to marry him

    A Club to smash his fucken head in

    A Spade to bury the bastard.
    And a Joker to cheat on him... dont forget that joker
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff
    OUCH!!


    Oh well - if we really must have a thread just to please da wimmin...
    Please say these were collect by Mrs Biff...
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    Quote Originally Posted by wayne kohi
    Please say these were collect by Mrs Biff...
    Alas no - I get sent these 'kind' of 'funnies' by a mates wife. So everytime she sends me these kind photos I send her video clips of Asian ladies doing tricks with ping pong balls etc.

    Shame I can't post them here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff
    Alas no - I get sent these 'kind' of 'funnies' by a mates wife. So everytime she sends me these kind photos I send her video clips of Asian ladies doing tricks with ping pong balls etc.

    Shame I can't post them here.
    Asian lady's juggling ping pong balls, whats wrong with that......
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    Jesus Hell's (str8 Jacket) your a worry!! And people wonder why your single! Btw, do you actually do any work when your at work? (p/t)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maximus
    Jesus Hell's (str8 Jacket) your a worry!! And people wonder why your single! Btw, do you actually do any work when your at work? (p/t)
    Of course he does... he works VERY hard at entertaining us ladies with funny things like these.. great pay packet too
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by sixpackback
    Asian lady's juggling ping pong balls, whats wrong with that......
    Yeah I also want to know what is wrong with ladies juggling ping pong balls?
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    Quote Originally Posted by enigma51
    Yeah I also want to know what is wrong with ladies juggling ping pong balls?
    They don't use their hands.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff
    They don't use their hands.......
    What do they use? and when can we see it?
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