To the motorcyclists of New Zealand - a letter from Nick Smith

[jaffaonajappa]

how about you reduce our fucking levies cunt face, and I will consider not ripping your fucking throat out when the day comes that i see you walking up a quiet alley.

Arghhh great. The DPS (MP's protection coppas) bill will increase this year - and this will be payable from next years ACC hike.

[jaffaonajappa]

Stop having avoidable accidents.

What exactly is this Oxymoron thing all about anyway?

[Ocean1]

Yes. He's right. We need a better class of accident. Perhaps we need to have style points awarded for our accidents so we can raise our game.

With accidents involving people with the innitials NS scoring 10X bonus points.

What exactly is this Oxymoron thing all about anyway?

It's a chemical thing.

If you mix a Moron like Katman with oxygen you get fucking stupid comments.

[Katman]

What exactly is this Oxymoron thing all about anyway?

Get schrodingers cat to type it slowly for you.

[Mom]

Dear Nick.
Lick my balls.
Usarka.

Dear Nick

I dont have balls for you to lick,

However, feast on this...

I bought a "dangerous" CC'd motorbike despite your fucken bullshit levy increase. I figure I am relatively safe, I have never crashed off a bike, I have many years experience behind me (35), am really happy to pay for advanced lessons to bring my skills up to date, and I made my bike fit me.

I have no choice but to keep legal, my bike is my daily transport, and I cant afford the taxes "the boys in blue" are compelled to impose to meet their non existant quotas, if I dont keep things up to date, and come to their attention.

Your frank gullibility astounds me. At best I hope it is gulibility. I know you are not ignorant, therefore you are either mislead and being fed a diet of pap to regurgitate, or you are prepared to spout any shit you are fed to keep your job, whichever your complete disregard for the sensibilities of us knuckle dragging bikers, places you way down on my list of good bastards. Prove me wrong I dare you.

We tried to tell you what we thought about levy increases a little while ago, you were surprised from all accounts, I am hang my head in shame that we never kept up that pressure.

There were a few that played game...

You took advantage of some of them, those would be the ones with "an agenda".

So now you sit there with a "representative" group of bikers who actually have no mandate from us MOTORCYCLISTS though I prefer biker myself.

All of a sudden levys can be reduced, magically things have reverted inside of 12 months.

Credibility? NONE!

Love from Mom

[Big Dave]

[crystalball]

This is why I dont own a car and motorcycle. It cost to much to pay rego on car and bike each month. So goodbuy to the car.

[Brian d marge]

Dear Mr Smith

Thank you for your letter dated; April 1.

I do realize that due to your increased overheads and in particular the debt repayments, the costs have been past on to the consumer. That I the consumer must bear the brunt of prudent government action.
I am however, due to the recent asset realizations from your community, noting a special thank you towards your good self, as the assets realized from your estate, paid for the Road tax on the vehicle I used to relocate said goods from your local community; I am however, worried about the increase in my roading tax and the burden it puts on persons in this profession such as my self.
As you will undoubtably realise , to realize assets from your house once again will be considerably harder due to measures taken by you good self after my last stock take.
If we are heading towards a user pays economy , it would assist me and people like like myself if you could leave the most valuable assets with in easy reach , thus negating expensive Accident insurances and the on going expenses.

Yours Sincerely

D.A Scrote , Asset relocation manager for the Nelson region

[jaffaonajappa]

Get schrodingers cat to type it slowly for you.

I can read fast, no need to ...ahhh.
And I believe it is Schrödinger's, not schrodingers....

[Smifffy]

I can read fast, no need to ...ahhh.
And I believe it is Schrödinger's, not schrodingers....

It was also Lockwood on W3 not Nick.

Bastards both.

[Banditbandit]

That should be a caption contest. My suggestion would be:

"This is how big my penis is......"

"I had a look at rhe X-ray and this is how big my brain was"

[shrub]

Quite frankly I don't believe Doctor Smith wrote this.

I channelled him.

Katman, I personally stopped having avoidable accidents in 1988 and have no intention of starting again, but until learners are able to take a pill that gives them the experience and skill that you and I have, and until all riders (including you and I) no longer have momentary lapses of concentration etc, and until idiots stop riding bikes, and until every other road user drives intelligently and carefully; avoidable accidents will continue to happen.

The only ways to prevent avoidable motorcycle accidents are to either ban motorcycling or to make motorcycling prohibitively expensive.

[Katman]

The only ways to prevent avoidable motorcycle accidents are to either ban motorcycling or to make motorcycling prohibitively expensive.

Or we could just try harder.

[Bald Eagle]

Yip & he said he "wants an improvement in motorcycle accidents"..... That's sickening !

So how do we have better accidents then ????

[Brian d marge]

The only ways to prevent avoidable motorcycle accidents are to either ban motorcycling or to make motorcycling prohibitively expensive.

and those that make the rules are doing?

Stephen