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Thread: To the motorcyclists of New Zealand - a letter from Nick Smith

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    Quote Originally Posted by imdying View Post
    Just got myself a sweet tshirt! Thanks man
    Thanks for supporting the cause

    I hope you signed up and will tick the right box on voting day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shrub View Post
    I channelled him.
    I felt a cold shiver at the thought. Cheers for takin one for the team Next time, let us know and we'll exorcise him and send him back from whence he came
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    "Nick Smith, the Minister in charge of the ACC, laughed on hearing of Goff's Triumph Bonneville purchase.

    'So he's become a real bikie?' he asked. 'There's a real social trend of high-income males, late-50s, to go and buy a big bike.' "

    865cc is hardly a big bike....

    Nick Smith is such a twat faced cunt.

    Do us a favour Nick and kiss a fucking shotgun you cunt hole.

    -Indy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    Good for you.

    Do you think those squids living out their Rossi fantasies are trying very hard?
    I dont know , some of my Rossi fantasies are pretty damn good, especially that one with his brolly dolly,

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    Dick watch ......

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    yes folk even though you look a twat with the German helmet and the shades , YOU will never be as big a turd as this one ..... this one is the MOTHER of ALL floaters , one you will never flush , no matter how much paper you throw in the bowl

    Stephen
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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones View Post
    "Nick Smith, the Minister in charge of the ACC, laughed on hearing of Goff's Triumph Bonneville purchase.

    'So he's become a real bikie?' he asked. 'There's a real social trend of high-income males, late-50s, to go and buy a big bike.' "

    865cc is hardly a big bike....

    Nick Smith is such a twat faced cunt.

    Do us a favour Nick and kiss a fucking shotgun you cunt hole.

    -Indy
    My 600 would rip seventeen shades of shit out of a Bonnie....fuck Nick Smith the poo burglar. Hope he chokes on a knob.
    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ View Post
    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    Quote Originally Posted by tigertim20 View Post
    how about you reduce our fucking levies cunt face, and I will consider not ripping your fucking throat out when the day comes that i see you walking up a quiet alley.
    Careful what you say - the anti terror squad will kick your door in and arrest you for plotting to kill a minister of the crown.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Quite frankly I would like to say a big "thank you" to tricky nicky

    You do know that Nick Smith didn't host W3, don't you?
    Opps - I've conflated him with that other smary cunt with the big teeth.
    it was a nice story tho wasn't it?

    Anyhoo - some info about him off the National Part website:

    National achievements in which Nick has played a significant role include the creation of the Kahuranigi and Rakiura National Parks, 12 Marine Reserves, the introduction of the Emissions Trading Scheme to reduce greenhouse gas emissions, the establishment of the Energy Efficiency and Conservation Authority, and the Environment Protection Authority.

    Nick's recreational interests include kayaking, tramping, tennis, golf, and he plays the left wing in the Parliamentary Rugby team. He completed the Coast to Coast and kayaked the Cook Strait with Bill English.


    He's a greeny who belives in the great carbon tax hoax. No wonder he hates motorcyclists.
    "I don't like it, and I'm sorry I ever had anything to do with it." -- Erwin Schrodinger talking about quantum mechanics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    Cheers, but I can read quickly.

    So what that they all lie - even if we don't gain, we win.
    You know that I aghree with you on that matter.

    I'd just like that money back that they currently rob from me on a trumped up justification. Perhaps I could buy some new tyres to contribute to my abilty to stop and dodge
    "I don't like it, and I'm sorry I ever had anything to do with it." -- Erwin Schrodinger talking about quantum mechanics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by schrodingers cat View Post
    He's a greeny who belives in the great carbon tax hoax. No wonder he hates motorcyclists.
    you're onto it mate . if that fat prick Al Gore can bribe all them scientist pricks into believing in that climate change bullshit, and use use tingle rays to brainwash the rest, infiltrating the National Party with a greeny like Nick Smith would be a walk in the park. I reckon he's actually Nandor Tancoz in disguise.

    And I reckon you've discovered their secret agenda - they all hate us motorcyclists, so inventing climate change is the best way to fuck with our shit and make our lives a misery.

    It's up to blokes like you from here. If you don't expose them for what they really are , then before you know it they will have raised our taxes and, well that's pretty well it for the human race. Or at least decent, godfearing boys like you and me.
    Don't blame me, I voted Green.

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    So is there going to be another campaign to remind this dick we haven't forgotten?

    -Indy
    Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!

    Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones View Post
    So is there going to be another campaign to remind this dick we haven't forgotten?

    -Indy
    About what?

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    ACC Bra!

    -Indy
    Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!

    Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.


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