Bike thief crashes

[axdout]

I would and without hesitation.
What's more, if I caught them in the act, I would have no compunction about delivering it myself.
It might be just a bike but it represents months of hard work to acquire it in the first place. Anyone who thinks they have the right to come and help themselves to months of my work will have their sense of values radically adjusted if it's within my power to do it.
This is important. I firmly believe that this sense of entitlement without equivalent effort is at the very root of the slow collapse of our society and what's more, it's self propagating.

Isn't this 'sense of entitlement without the equivalent effort' the kiwi way? Plus the poor guy should be excused, he probably grew up without a father and had a rough childhood!

[Brett]

Haha yeah I read it after I posted and realized what it sounded like!!

I do my obs and gynae next run including sexual health

Totally and utterly off topic but I always wonder why almost all gynaecologists are male?? Surely it would put you off!

I genuinely reckon my hydraulics would stop working if I had to do obs & gynae work.

[Elysium]

To be honest I'm a little disgusted that some of you wish permanent brain damage on this person, sure what they have done is not right but seriously???

I know lots of people will slam me but honestly you should be ashamed!

....................ummmm no.

[Bradz]

Regardless of his impending injuries, with the current state of you justice system, he will be likely to get not much more than a slap with a wet bus ticket, even though it will be found that he is a part of a West Auckland theft ring. Thankfully yes Karma will win on this one..

[rachprice]

You might not realise this, but to many of us a bike is more than "just a possession". They are given names, get pampered, get a pat when they treat us well and we talk to our bikes.

Many years ago a g/f of mine told me I had to choose between the bike and her. "I'm gonna miss you" was my reply.

Therefore any lo-life scum who steals our bike has violated us and deserves a slow and painful death!

You can get another just like it, to me I get joy out of riding, many different bikes! Some more than others for sure but still enjoyment

I'm not saying you have no right to be extremely fucked off but not to the point of wishing hurt on people, justice yes, jail, fines etc sure but serious permanent harm?? I guess I just see it way too often, the full effects of stuff like this and I don't think a lot of the people that say they would do this or that or wish certain things fully grasp and comprehend the implications of it

And I'm glad you got rid of her, anyone who gives you stupid ultimatums like that isn't worth it

While I can understand a bike having sentimental value I still don't understand people being so caught up in a possession, and yes it is a possession, that they would go to these extremes

[Brett]

You can get another just like it, to me I get joy out of riding, many different bikes! Some more than others for sure but still enjoyment

I'm not saying you have no right to be extremely fucked off but not to the point of wishing hurt on people, justice yes, jail, fines etc sure but serious permanent harm?? I guess I just see it way too often, the full effects of stuff like this and I don't think a lot of the people that say they would do this or that or wish certain things fully grasp and comprehend the implications of it

And I'm glad you got rid of her, anyone who gives you stupid ultimatums like that isn't worth it

While I can understand a bike having sentimental value I still don't understand people being so caught up in a possession, and yes it is a possession, that they would go to these extremes

Have to agree, I have loved all of the bikes I have owned equally, for different things. Enjoyed them while I had them but also look forward to the future bikes to come.

[rachprice]

I genuinely reckon my hydraulics would stop working if I had to do obs & gynae work.

Yeah man it isn't pretty!!

[munster]

I would and without hesitation.
What's more, if I caught them in the act, I would have no compunction about delivering it myself.
It might be just a bike but it represents months of hard work to acquire it in the first place. Anyone who thinks they have the right to come and help themselves to months of my work will have their sense of values radically adjusted if it's within my power to do it.
This is important. I firmly believe that this sense of entitlement without equivalent effort is at the very root of the slow collapse of our society and what's more, it's self propagating.

Bass for President for life!

My dream bike took me 18 years to acquire. Ain't no way I'm gonna let it go without a fight.

This particular dirty thieving scum deserves everything that's happened to him (done to himself by the way) and more besides.

Mmmmm, I wonder what's the Islamic penalty for stealing and crashing a motorbike?

[Crasherfromwayback]

coz they love pussy

So do lezzos

[Crasherfromwayback]

You might not realise this, but to many of us a bike is more than "just a possession". They are given names, get pampered, get a pat when they treat us well and we talk to our bikes.

Many years ago a g/f of mine told me I had to choose between the bike and her. "I'm gonna miss you" was my reply.

Any 'man' that names his bike, pampers it and pats it, should seriously consider having a cheap sex change in Thailand. Only chicks name their bikes.

Secondly...I very much doubt you're g/f left you because of the bike. It was more likely your bad sexual performance the started the ball rolling. She probably got freaked out by you pampering and patting your bike instead of her.

And the "I'm gonna miss you" is so old it makes me look young.

[fokky]

I name my bikes.Ones called niga and I take it out and thrash it,the other is wankstain....it hides in the shed

[Conquiztador]

Any 'man' that names his bike, pampers it and pats it, should seriously consider having a cheap sex change in Thailand. Only chicks name their bikes.

Secondly...I very much doubt you're g/f left you because of the bike. It was more likely your bad sexual performance the started the ball rolling. She probably got freaked out by you pampering and patting your bike instead of her.

And the "I'm gonna miss you" is so old it makes me look young.

Tssss... All my bikes have had names. Could not give a shit what your opinion is bout it. But then, I have always been my self w/o worrying re trying to prove anything.

Re the g/f. You are partly right, it was not only the bike. It was the lifestyle. But to try and explain would be like trying to explain colours to a blind.

And you are right re the sentence. Just thought that I better translate so that even others would understand. What I actually said was: "No, oli kiva. Nähdään sit joskus."

[scracha]

To be honest I'm a little disgusted that some of you wish permanent brain damage on this person, sure what they have done is not right but seriously???

I know lots of people will slam me but honestly you should be ashamed!

Yeah, brain damage costs the country too much. I'd rather he just died. I can almost guarantee it won't be the first vehicle he's stolen either.

[baptist]

I hope the bike is repairable... oh and the guy should pay - jail time hopefully - but I do not wish physical ill on him, I think smacking into a van is a pretty good lesson for him to learn...

I name my bikes.Ones called niga and I take it out and thrash it,the other is wankstain....it hides in the shed

Sick puppy ... It just took me a while to clean my tea and cookie out of the keyboard...

[ducatilover]

Any 'man' that names his bike, pampers it and pats it, should seriously consider having a cheap sex change in Thailand. Only chicks name their bikes.

I named mine "fuck you, you heavy pile of unreliable (But reasonably quick) shit". I also call it "I wish you were an RF900, you cunt".
Only on the quiet, can't be official as I don't have a Honda now.