Down but not out rant

**SPman** · 13th July 2011, 17:32

Not me - a guy I know over here....

Cleaned up Saturday Morning on Werribee Rd

Want to thank R1Yammie for his cool response. You covered everything. Like how you even photographed her details.

The Ambulance people from Wundowie I believe. If you read this you can correct me if I am wrong.

Thank-you paramedics and the helicopter pilot. I did start to feel a little better after you gave whatever it was. The helicopter ride was just a dream!!!

Thanks to the many locals who stopped and offered assistance. I do remember quite a crowd gathering and a local farmer saying. "Yes, it's an accident. If you can't offer anything move on, move on NOW!"

And no thanks to the stupid bitch who missed her turn off and pulled to the left of the road and begun her U - turn and stopped. Silly me thinking you had noticed my ZX10R HIDs and the Yamaha R1s HIDs, slowed near to a stop and accellerated passed you to have you nail it and clean me up.

Thankfully you didn't kill myself and my girl-friend. I can get over the broken bones, but I will never ever for get watching your face as you came across the road to collect us. You did not look either way down Werribee Rd. You looked straight out over your bonnet. And my arrival crushing your front wheel and fender was the first time you saw me. Fuckin' retards like you should be charged with attempted murder. You drive like a cunt and should be treated like one.

While I was on the ground trying to breath, I asked you to help remove my helmet. You knelled on my fucked arm and wrist. Thanks.
I had to wait to get my helmet off when my mate was able to find somewhere safe to park his bike.

"Sorry I didn't see you" doesn't wash with me. The fact we were both virtually in the middle of the road stopped behind you, I could see your face in your side mirror and rearview mirror.

You did not fuckin' look what so ever.

"I wish I could take back the last 5 minutes" does wash with me either. You'd still do the same fuckin' thing you useless fuckin' cow. Because that is how some cunt taught you to drive, and the fuckin' useless driver tester who gave you your licsense. You have been driving like that for 10 fucking years. I'm probably not the first fuck you have put in hospital. I'm probably the first one you know about because I fuckin' broke your windscreen as I bounced on your fuckin' hood.

I do love my girlfriend who suffered quite bdly for you being a cunt. I love her because she wants to punch your fuckin' lights out. And I gotta see that.

Fuck the WA Police. They were too busy to attend. Or maybe they may have been doing the right thing once in their lives and marking whrere a speed camera was.

Sorry for the rant. I feel better now, the nurse just gave me one wonderful little pill.

Ciao

Love it!

**insane1** · 14th July 2011, 10:22

where bouts did this happen ,any further goings on to report .

**Swoop** · 14th July 2011, 11:42

This should troll up katman quite nicely...

**Katman** · 14th July 2011, 11:59

Originally Posted by Swoop

This should troll up katman quite nicely...

Ok, since you asked nicely.......

The guy states twice that he was "virtually stopped" behind the vehicle. So why the fuck did the accident still happen?

**rickstv** · 14th July 2011, 12:00

The fact that this guy could see her face in her rear view mirrors and could see she wasn't looking amazes me that he didn't hear warning bells.

Rick.

**Katman** · 14th July 2011, 12:02

Sounds to me like a case of "I watched the whole thing unfold before my very eyes but couldn't be fucked doing anything to prevent it".

**oneofsix** · 14th July 2011, 12:05

Originally Posted by rickstv

The fact that this guy could see her face in her rear view mirrors and could see she wasn't looking amazes me that he didn't hear warning bells.

Rick.

I initially read it that way too. But think, if she had been looking you would think "ok maybe she is about to do something". With her not checking behind her you are more likely to think she has stopped for a think or maybe a quick wank or to make a phone call. As you are supposed to check your mirrors before moving off no matter where or how you are moving, her not checking indicated she was not about to move.

**Katman** · 14th July 2011, 12:09

Originally Posted by oneofsix

I initially read it that way too. But think, if she had been looking you would think "ok maybe she is about to do something". With her not checking behind her you are more likely to think she has stopped for a think or maybe a quick wank or to make a phone call. As you are supposed to check your mirrors before moving off no matter where or how you are moving, her not checking indicated she was not about to move.

Did you miss the bit where he says she'd already started her u-turn then stopped?

**yachtie10** · 14th July 2011, 15:20

Originally Posted by Katman

Did you miss the bit where he says she'd already started her u-turn then stopped?

Dont you think that may have been the issue
people who pull out then stop are far harder to avoid than people who keep going

If he broke her windscreen he was hardly crawling along

Yes you can usually see this sort of thing coming and avoid it but we are not all perfect and she seems to be by far the majority at fault