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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackshear View Post
    ... People indicate, move, then look. ...
    Indicate, then move?! Luxury!

    (Actually I've done more commuting in the last few weeks than I have for ages (Wife going to gym in her car before I come alive). And on the Wellington motorway I've got to say I haven't seen all that much crap.)
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    Yep if you ride too far to the right they will try it & yes weaving a bit works. I think they expect you to pass whatevers in front if you go to the right not thinking that you are just looking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pzkpfw View Post
    Indicate, then move?! Luxury!

    (Actually I've done more commuting in the last few weeks than I have for ages (Wife going to gym in her car before I come alive). And on the Wellington motorway I've got to say I haven't seen all that much crap.)
    Yeah, I think Wellington road users are (mostly) good to share a motorway/highway with at peak hours. It seems to change after the regular commuters leave the road....?

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    There's definitely an A-team and a B-team when it comes to Auckland commuters.

    From around 7am-9am you have the A-team. They're used to heavy traffic, most of them are resigned to the fact that no matter what they do they're going to get to work on time so they generally just go into auto-pilot and are a pretty docile herd.

    Then, from 9am onwards you've got your basic road-homo. By this time traffic has thinned out a bit and these buttholes can really show everyone their sweet moves. Many of these people are late for work and the others are not really doing productive; they're just driving around being dicks to other people just like themselves. Random lane-changes, move-indicate-look behaviour, applying makeup while taking a bend at 110km/h (poorly), Toyota Prato VX SUVs and all other types of evil.

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    haven't really had any issues on the Auckland roads for the last few weeks? I do enough km, all over the city...

    West is probably the crazy bunch. North is generally the most skilled, south... lawless and east is clueless...
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    God, I thought this was about a Brokeback sequel.

    Damn pricks and trying to run you over though, it's a risk we take.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    Maybe riding doing a bit of a slow slalom within your own lane might discourage following cars to stick too close.
    That's what I do all the time. Helps stop looming and cars think you're a bit crazy so don't come too close.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattian View Post
    yep more than likely. Blue and white one. I've been told it stands out alot like a chicks bike...lol cant miss me.
    will have to keep an eye out for you. seen a few Triumphs around though.
    It is a beautiful bike! All sparkley! It does stand out, I knew it was you the second I saw you that time on Onewa Rd.

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    They have a blue frame IRC. Must be why I remember them lol

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    sooo.. your saying that the car was lane splitting?


    what a ride so far!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hellokitty View Post
    It is a beautiful bike! All sparkley! It does stand out, I knew it was you the second I saw you that time on Onewa Rd.
    Thanks! your bike rocks too. I have always loved cruisers. The only reason I went with a street bike is coz, you sit a lot higher and it seems slimmer which makes it perfect for lane splitting. Do you do much lane splitting? just wondering what its like on the cruiser

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattian View Post
    I feel I need to vent.......
    Yesterday, Im on the Nothern motorway heading South from North Shore to East Tamaki. Sitting in the fast lane, comfortable speed, decent gap from the car in front. Check mirrors, car approaching, still quite some distance away..... few seconds later, check again and there he is, right on my ass. He must have been flying! sitting so close and making me most uncomfortable. Im waiting for a space on my left so I can pull over to let him pass but, theres no real opportunity for a while, traffics starting to get heavy. He is so close at this point I decide to wave him back. Shortly after, he spots a gap on the left and dives into it, pulls up beside me and gives me the finger!! so, naturally, being pissed off, I return the favour. He rolls down the window and we start exchanging words.... (like he can hear me through my helmet lol)
    His biggest mistake? being a taxi driver. I arrive at destination and promplty get on the phone and lay a complaint.

    Today, riding through Glenfield, 50k an hour zone. pissing with rain. 50-55..... flow of traffic speed. Mental bitch following me way too closely. check my mirrors to see where shes at... gone! check my blind spot on my left and there she is, nose of her vehicle so close to my left rear side of my bike it looks like there about to touch!! shes bloody well trying to undertake me!!.... im so fuming. let the horn rip and she promptly backs off.
    This is Auckland after all, and we have these nutters on our roads. Normally I let it slide, but today I felt I had to post about it. Havent been online for a while and this is probably the best way to vent, so thanks for listening Kb. Im off to have another cup of you know what juice.
    Cheers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
    I hate people who sit in the fast lane. There should never be anyone behind you in a fast lane. Keep Left
    do you drive a taxi per-chance? co-op taxis number 226?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattian View Post
    I was quite impressed with how deftly you wield that beast on the motorway.
    It's quite nimble, actually, turns in faster than my 250.
    Rear isn't as sticky as I'd like...
    Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grasshopperus View Post
    There's definitely an A-team and a B-team when it comes to Auckland commuters.

    From around 7am-9am you have the A-team. They're used to heavy traffic, most of them are resigned to the fact that no matter what they do they're going to get to work on time so they generally just go into auto-pilot and are a pretty docile herd.

    Then, from 9am onwards you've got your basic road-homo. By this time traffic has thinned out a bit and these buttholes can really show everyone their sweet moves. Many of these people are late for work and the others are not really doing productive; they're just driving around being dicks to other people just like themselves. Random lane-changes, move-indicate-look behaviour, applying makeup while taking a bend at 110km/h (poorly), Toyota Prato VX SUVs and all other types of evil.
    Sounds like you're quite jealous of my 6.20 to 6.50 traffic, then?
    Fuck yes, I love scrambling for a segment barely able to fit my 4 whee-
    Oh.
    The most common thing I come across is _indicating the required 3 seconds, slowly moving into empty lane_ and having some dicknut start indicating into me whilst moving, not 5 seconds after I've already done my shit. It's so common I instinctively move to the far left of the lane, ready for it.
    Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
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