Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank...
Give a man a bank he can rob the WORLD !!!
You may make some enemies with that![]()
not pc but bloody funny anyway
A forty-five year old man was riding his motorcycle when he saw his best friend being attacked by a large pit bull. The man jumped off his bike, ran over and jumped on the dog's back. After prying the vicious animal's teeth from his friend's body, he put the dog in a choke hold and held on until the dog was dead.
The local newspaper editor happened to witness this feat and after calling for an ambulance on his cell phone, ran over to the motorcycle riding hero and said,
"Sir, that was one of the bravest things I have ever seen. You're going to make tomorrow's headlines. It will read: 'Suzuki Rider is Hero-Risks His Life & Saves Friend From Vicious Pit Bull Attack.'"
The old biker said, "That's nice, but I'm not a damn Suzuki rider."
The editor said "O.K., then it will read 'Honda rider saves friend's life in pit-bull attack.'"
The old biker said, "I'm not a damn Honda rider."
The editor thought for a moment and then replied, "Oh OK, it will read 'Yamaha rider saves friend's life.'"
Once again the old man interrupted by grumbling and saying, "Listen, sonny! I'm not a Yamaha rider either!"
The editor becoming somewhat irritated asked, "Well, then what kind of bike do you ride?"
The old biker drew up proudly and replied with a big smile, "HARLEY-DAVIDSON"
The next morning the local newspaper headlines read:
"BELOVED FAMILY PET MURDERED IN COLD BLOOD BY INBRED REDNECK HILL SCOGGIN."
Hahaha i love that, the little yelp at the end. Tender(ised) dog anyone?
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