Road rage fail

**Hack0r** · 19th July 2011, 17:36

So a couple of days ago I was cruising around Paraparaumu. I was heading down a main road, when this idiot "boyracer" in his Subaru races up behind me. Hes driving so close behind me I swear I could have reached over and touched his bonnet.

I accelerated to make some space between us so I could actually brake safely. He accelerates as well, I was like ffs. So I gave him the finger, indicated and pulled over to the left hand side of the road. He passes me and then indicates left as well then stops in front of me forcing me to stop.

At this point I was pretty pissed off.. . He hop's out of his car and starts to come over, I hopped off my bike and was starting to take my helmet off ready to unleash some rage...

lol at this point the guy realizes he obviously underestimated my size. He quickly heads back to his car and takes off.

His face, priceless..

**Taz** · 19th July 2011, 17:45

You the man

**c4.** · 19th July 2011, 17:46

next time leave your helmet on, hurts to punch those things

**Maha** · 19th July 2011, 17:48

Was he Indian/Asian with an open shirt/slick hair stuff at white shoes?

**Ronin** · 19th July 2011, 17:50

Did he take his shirt off to dance?

**ducatilover** · 19th July 2011, 18:01

Originally Posted by Ronin

Did he take his shirt off to dance?

Oooooooh I love it when they do that

**Mully** · 19th July 2011, 18:27

Originally Posted by Ronin

Did he take his shirt off to dance?

First thing I thought of to.

Either that or wondering if Dean knew you weren't meant to have more than one login.

**Elysium** · 19th July 2011, 18:28

Was he 'shuffling'?

**Mom** · 19th July 2011, 18:46

Originally Posted by Maha

Was he Indian/Asian with an open shirt/slick hair stuff at white shoes?

Originally Posted by Ronin

Did he take his shirt off to dance?

Originally Posted by Mully

First thing I thought of to.

Either that or wondering if Dean knew you weren't meant to have more than one login.

You boys are very naughty

Funny though

**Clivoris** · 19th July 2011, 18:56

Originally Posted by c4.

next time leave your helmet on, hurts to punch those things

Serious advice: don't leave your helmet on. It makes a lovely handle to drag someone around with while thinking of novel ways to hurt them. It also makes a handy weapon if necessary.

**Parlane** · 19th July 2011, 19:01

Originally Posted by Clivoris

Serious advice: don't leave your helmet on. It makes a lovely handle to drag someone around with while thinking of novel ways to hurt them. It also makes a handy weapon if necessary.

Solution: don't leave your straps connected. If they pull on the helmet it will slip off, they will fall back and hit their head ironically.

I was reading your story, and for most of it I was waiting for "I forgot to put the stand down and she tipped over".