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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    Oooh. the controls have all changed since I was a lad....I wonder if this works?
    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You have Huge Balls

    Oh well, I mean, given the temps and the fact you posted that pic
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    You have Huge Balls

    Oh well, I mean, given the temps and the fact you posted that pic
    Yeah, the cojones are big enough but the temperature takes a bit of a toll on "wee McJim".....barely 12 inches in this weather
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    WHICH WAY ARE YOU FACING.....
    Your favourite direction mate. Take a closer look at the pic :P

    How are you anyhoo?
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcjim View Post
    your favourite direction mate. Take a closer look at the pic

    how are you anyhoo?
    ha ha..i am just okay

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riff Raff View Post
    You do have a lovely bum bum there V. Mine is nowhere near as pretty, but it does emit some pretty melodious farts
    Thank you m'dear...

    On the subject of melodious emissions: I am not much of a farter, I must admit. However, when I was pregnant with my wee girl, the first three months were a time when for the first time in my life ever, I released noxious gaz of the foulest nature indeed
    Even hubby turned green!! Just revenge for carrying his child I reckon
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    On the subject of melodious emissions: I am not much of a farter
    Sacre Bleu, with the amount o' garlic your countrymen consume I'd have thought you'd be filling the Montgolfier brothers' balloon with noxious methane!
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

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    Lovely as always 007XX
    My daughter telling me like it is:
    "There is an old man in your face daddy!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    ha ha..i am just okay
    Folks, this man is the original KB Arses thread creator... All hail the King


    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Listen up, gentile folks of KB...

    Once upon a time, this beautiful virtual land was aplenty with laughter, good humour, and clever banter galore... Whether it'd been about motorised two wheeled monsters or not, this did not in the least matter, for all enjoyed it.

    Alas, no more. The land has dried, trolls are roaming, not even clever ones at that, and something must be done.

    So, with no further ado, I hereby reinstate one of the most entertaining gallivanting one can possibly get into on this hereby site, without getting into too much trouble.

    (This is mainly intended for members who joined KB before August 2008, date of the original Arse thread, but anyone is welcome to join in the fun if he or she has the balls , and posts a pic of their butt while respecting the site rules)

    That means no front bums, ya dirty little ratbags!

    So get imaginative with it... but post your arse, with your bike in the pic And let's have fun!!!!

    So how much for the large garage and land-scaped section??
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
    " Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    Folks, this man is the original KB Arses thread creator... All hail the King


    Do we have to worry about motive?
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    Sacre Bleu, with the amount o' garlic your countrymen consume I'd have thought you'd be filling the Montgolfier brothers' balloon with noxious methane!
    Nah mate, tis like a built up immunity after a while...

    Quote Originally Posted by TonyB View Post
    Lovely as always 007XX
    Thanks darling... And this time, you got it without having to do a darn thing!
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    So how much for the large garage and land-scaped section??
    I'm only interested if the native bush gets trimmed
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    Do we have to worry about motive?
    All means to an end my friend, As far as I was concerned back then, he showed his so I showed mine. Fair is fair

    Not like the bunch of pervs we've got in here these days
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    So how much for the large garage and land-scaped section??
    Ummm, yes... I tried to photshop that out but... it didn't quite work eh!

    I was wondering which smartalec was gonna pick that up.

    So Scummy... we've seen the top, but I'm still waiting for the good bits there Sir
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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